Hooters

As the guy who wrote the book on zoning abolition, I'd like to go on record as saying: if you can use zoning to stop the concentration camps, fucking go for it.

Because I admit all three in the same day would be a LOT for your tum-tum.

Wait which one would be breakfast

Like all three in the same day. Or?

Hi CowboyVillain! What am i admiring, the nice coaster or the handle on the mug? Both nice upgrades, to be sure!

This seems like a great team-up! Medieval Times, you wanna do a food trade this afternoon?

Looks great, Cowboys Villain!

I legitimately don’t have a good excuse for why things weren’t as good as we all expect. I’m sorry. I hope the next time you come to Hooters it’s fun and they have most drinks in stock. I really do like your drawings!

One time when ordered a Corona and it was the last one they had and I said “So I get to tell everyone I drank EVERY Corona in the entire place???” That was all about framing the situation lol

Oh no Cowboys Villain I’m sorry to hear that. Did they draw that for you or did you draw it yourself?

Chicken wings, they’re fried! You can get them breaded and plain and then dip them in whatever sauces you want, or get them dipped like usual.

And pups are always welcome on the patio!

So much soup on the skyline today! You guys think we’d have kept more of our locations open if we’d pivoted to soup? Get that Big Soup lobby paying’ our bills. Yeah I think that mighta worked!

A photo of two delicious-looking Kahlua and Cokes, in tall glasses with drinking straws, on a wooden table

Though we mostly serve ice cold beer, we also fuck with you, Cola. A variety of cola products!! Often with rum or Kahlua in them!

Femboy Hooters has been an affiliate for many years, sprung up overnight as it turns out. The more the merrier!

Can I be in it? All my stores keep closing and I don't have much to do lately.

Rich I am so sorry! We let you down ☹️

Thank you mere rain, you’re a real one. I mean, your friend who told you that…is a real one. If you ever come on down; remember pups are always welcome on the patio!

Guys, I CAN READ 😭😭😭

Kairo, thanks for the shout out! Since the Seattle Hooters is closed, please consider Southern California as a great alternative! The best part is, pups are always welcome on the patio!

@barackobama.bsky.social Mister President welcome to Bluesky! I understand you’re an attorney, do you happen to know anything about corporate bankruptcy? 😬

Heck yes, The DC Homos, great choice!

We are currently looking for financing for Femboy Hooters. It will be collectively owned by the workers, of course! A chance to structure things right for once!

Thanks, I hate it.

You’re right of course!

Who?

Nowadays we try to keep our feet on the ground. (Which seems contradictory for an owl.) But our wings our meant for eating, not flying. Stop in for a dozen boneless or Classic Breaded wings today. Add a side of Onion rings! And remember, pups are always welcome on the patio!

Cmon. You can think of a better restaurant than Applebees.

And remember: pups are always welcome on the patio!

Hi Brett! We have plenty of positions for the Bretts of the world! Line cook, floor manager, assistant manager, manager. But we leave the hard work to our servers and bartenders. Dealing with the public can be hard! But what isn’t hard is enjoying cold pitchers of Bud Light and our buffalo wings!

I respect that. And yet. Through the infinite majesty of nature, is it not possible that there could be say, a Dominic Toretto of the duck world? And wouldn’t we all be wiser to just not threaten him or his family in any way?

You can only see a duck—or owl—from that perspective once. Because after this lies only death.

Unless it was like a telephoto lens, then you’d probably be safe.