Vic 🦇🫀 staraptor - Bluesky Statics

I could not tell you

02.03.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro was in there for like an hour. Moment I suggested we check on him we heard metal_pipe_falling.ogg loud as fuck. Supervisor knocked on the door and asked if he was ok and he was like "yeah thank you." Walks out 30 minutes later, doesn't say anything to anyone, dips. Man come on

02.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yesterday someone ripped the sink off the wall in our store's bathroom so I hope today is less exciting

02.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

a simple drawing of a kitten with big sparkling eyes biting a human hand. the kitten is thinking, "oh boy i just love you so much... regular kisses won't do!"

#catcrumb

24.10.2024 06:09 — 👍 2225 🔁 702 💬 1 📌 6

It is what it is 🫂

02.03.2026 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LOL

02.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Upon further reflection it was definitely my fault for putting the string in the chip but in my defense I didn't think it was literally going to split the cup in half like an eggshell. But yes my commentary gave it some really good comedic timing

02.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Most likely I spilled the water on the string just enough that it wicked up into the chip and splintered it in half so I probably should have thought of that. Either that or it's just that cold the the house. Rip

02.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a painting of a kettle walking on a counter with a spirit coming out of it holding a tea bag

kettle spirit 🫖

gouache and colored pencil

23.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 546 🔁 148 💬 3 📌 0

This happened immediately after I remarked that the tiny chip on the lip of the cup was actually good for holding a tea bag's string. Egg on my face

02.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I said "I'll make myself feel better by having a lil tea" and then I poured the water into one of my favorite tea mugs and it spontaneously cracked all the way down the middle and leaked boiling water everywhere through the seam so I think that's my sign to go to bed

02.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Weee yay 🫶

02.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get me out of heeeereeeeeee

01.03.2026 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a year where despite masking I got sick like once a fucking month and every time I got well enough to play DDR again I would be back on the bench from either being sick or injuring my muscles from coughing and I very much understand how maddening this is. You'll get there 🫂

01.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are a grand total of 4, maybe 5 days I'm gonna need to take off in May to go to two different states and I'm excited and also dreading the rigamarole of getting both jobs to unhand me for two seconds

01.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hashtag mydinnar

01.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really can't wait until the day when I have time to do things and go out and go on vacations and find new yummy food instead of being at work every waking second

01.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Breakfast before work today is me standing alone in the kitchen wordlessly spraying whipped cream on each bite of plain toaster waffle with no plate

01.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0