🎃 Blaze 🎃

Apparently I never posted my pride sale over here oops 😅 therefore you have until July 12th to claim these prices!!

Goals

I had a dream last night someone stole my car, my grills, and my smoker. I was much more upset about the grills and smoker

The most baby baby Bella you’ve ever seen

(Ignore my dirty fingers I was cleaning mushrooms)

They’re SO tasty! Kind of like a mix between shrimp and lobster, and absolutely drowning in seasoning.

But half of the fun is how social an event it is. I made 50 pounds, then had 20 or so folks over to rip into them with me. Just hours of tearing through crawfish, slamming beer, and vibes :)

First crawfish boil is in the books! I easily put down 7-8 pounds myself. 11/10 would craw again

If there isn’t a Spirit Halloween store near me this year I WILL scream

Working in-office sucks. I just wanna be naked :(

CRAWFISH BOIL IN A WEEK
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Thank you!! Felt so good to do another loaf… been way, way too long hahaha

Went to renaissance festival and all I got was put in the stocks :(

Also face reveal I guess

Anyway made some more sourdough loaves this afternoon for my coworkers! Being on keto rocks, but fuck do I miss bread

Sometimes I’m glad I was raised in the south because our food FUCKS.

Then I remember that I was taught in school that sex was evil and I’d go to hell if I even so much as thought about sex.

And that I live 10 minutes from the world’s largest Confederate monument (Stone Mountain).

Sigh.

I’ve been a furry for like 13 years now.

I live 15 minutes from FWA.

I’ve never been to FWA.

What am I doing lmfao

ABSOLUTELY. Celebrated halfway to Halloween all weekend with spooky treats and movies. Capping the weekend off tonight with Halloween cupcakes and more horror flicks!

Fuck. I miss Twitter.

I hope whoever came up with the idea for Pumpkin lawn bags is having a fucking amazing day

I couldn’t decide what day to celebrate halfway to Halloween next week.

So I’m celebrating the whole week as Halfoween.

GET READY FOR MORE ANNOYING SPOOKY POSTING

I did do the wine drunk, Halloween movies, and candy bit… but no pumpkin :( I gotta go get a watermelon and carve that or somethin to fill the void hahaha

I just wanna carve a pumpkin, eat candy, get wine drunk, and binge Halloween movies. Is that too much to ask

Halloween season starts January 1st. Why aren’t more people being spooky right now :(

Going feral thinking about Halloween Oreos rn

200 days to Halloween!! Halfway to Halloween is IMMINENT. My body is ready

Manifesting winning the lottery, moving to Salem, and buying the Hocus Pocus house

I still wish the new Goosebumps series was based fully on the books instead of a loosely Goosebumps-themed series. Like why even slap the Goosebumps name on it if that’s the plan

I have a recurring nightmare where it’s Halloween night, and I haven’t decorated my house or gotten candy. The kids are coming to trick or treat, and I’m scrambling and panicking to get ready.

It’s like dreaming you forgot to study for a test, but a million times worse.

I hate that dream.

Sorry boss I’m feeling to Spooky to work today. I’m just gonna watch Halloween Nostalgia videos on YouTube all day instead