julio 🤙

My Dillon Brooks 2.0 has arrived 🙏

Can’t believe the BLZRS lost today smh

Kinda seems like Kuminga is good, apology forms loading. 🔜

B L A K E W E S L E Y ! ! !

Love wins

Blazers ain’t been the same since Love been out

Getting cooked by guys named Landale. Getting cooked by locations in the Harry Potter universe.

Jrue Holiday vs the Hawks

I know CJ over there in his Hawks uniform like “damn, y’all still ain’t rebuilt yet?“

Kuminga vs Sterling. The ultimate G League Ignite showdown 💥

I would never tell people to choose liver over standard cuts of meat.

But I would tell people to choose seaweed over potato chips.

The good news is that it’s a beautiful spring-like day in Portland, and the BLZRS tip off soon. And the power to vibe exists in your mind, babyyy

Quite literally “what’s the worst they could say, no?”

Every day it’s some new thing they shouldn’t be doing, and every third day it’s the courts saying that that thing they did three days ago can’t happen and shutting it down, but there’s been three more things that happened since then, but in the ensuing days those will also be shut down. Repeat.

Me: I’m just so tired all the time.

Also me: is constantly doing stuff that drains his energy.

Knicks play the Severance theme song on their organ piano during review. Badass

The line is a dot to you.

The new Warriors.

Bout to be bicycling everywhere as spring starts, so that’s cool.

DC is a Dillon Brooks away from being unleashed on this league like the Hulk

I wouldn’t single any one guy out. But it’s too static of an environment imo. Idk

I constantly hear about how good of job Joe has done, bringing in good character players. Which, yea.

But diversity of character is what I’m challenging us to embrace.

My main criticism of the BLZRS, is that they somehow lack both, quality amounts of vibesman *and menaces.

It’s on brand for me, but like, Trendon Watford + Dillon Brooks could change everything

I think we can chalk up any poor performances to _____ is not a morning person. So

Wake up babe, the BLZRS are playing. No, like seriously, it’s happening soon. Drink your coffee and lock TF in babe. 10am tip
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When Alanis Morissette says “it’s like rain”, it’s actually the law that you have to belt it out with her.

The video has vibes, but it’s so random lol

Island in the sun

Why is the music video for Weezer’s Island in The Sun set at a Mexican wedding?

I fly like paper get high like planes ~

Epic line

Makes more sense now

New theory of American reality

“What if your favorite celebrity is on the list”