David McCandless 🇦🇺 🇨🇦

Anska Swordheart my Nord Templar in Elder Scrolls Online

Well at least 47 million will get their SNAP food

MAGA is acting like Mamdani is about to destroy healthcare, let Americans starve, host golf events with the Saudis, and build an air force base in Idaho for Qatar.

Just get more Exp and you’ll level up quicker

And not a decent wage

*After 8 years explanation

And that kids, is how I met your Imaginary Mother.

-*-

Kids?

Oh right.

Thought he was Howard Nutlick

Nah too much fat

Starfield theme

Seems right

Watched it for years, so good

…and no tariff on gold

Trumps America

I was at a restaurant and told the waitress that my steak was bad.

She picked it up, gave it a slap and put it back on the plate and said

“If it gives you anymore trouble, let me know”

Nothing better than crushed ice

Hollywood icon Robert Redford dies aged 89 - latest updates The actor and filmmaker was known for his blockbuster films like Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

RIP❤️
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Charlie Kirk was a pain in the neck

I went into a bar today and ordered a Charlie Kirk.
Just a single shot.

Too soon?

Charlie Kirk is dead. Here’s a picture of balls.