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David McCandless ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

@kutadave.bsky.social

AKA KutaDave I like Women, Ray Bans, shiny things, fast Jets, West Ham, Mainframe programmer, Security Analyst. Elder Scrolls Onlineโœˆ๏ธFly Navy๐Ÿ›ฌ

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Anska Swordheart my Nord Templar in Elder Scrolls Online

14.11.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well at least 47 million will get their SNAP food

10.11.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA is acting like Mamdani is about to destroy healthcare, let Americans starve, host golf events with the Saudis, and build an air force base in Idaho for Qatar.

09.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just get more Exp and youโ€™ll level up quicker

02.11.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And not a decent wage

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*After 8 years explanation

And that kids, is how I met your Imaginary Mother.

-*-

Kids?

Oh right.

10.10.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thought he was Howard Nutlick

04.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah too much fat

04.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starfield theme

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Seems right

26.09.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched it for years, so good

21.09.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆand no tariff on gold

21.09.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trumps America

18.09.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was at a restaurant and told the waitress that my steak was bad.

She picked it up, gave it a slap and put it back on the plate and said

โ€œIf it gives you anymore trouble, let me knowโ€

17.09.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing better than crushed ice

16.09.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Hollywood icon Robert Redford dies aged 89 - latest updates The actor and filmmaker was known for his blockbuster films like Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

RIPโค๏ธ
www.bbc.com/news/live/c0...

16.09.2025 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk was a pain in the neck

13.09.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went into a bar today and ordered a Charlie Kirk.
Just a single shot.

Too soon?

13.09.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirk is dead. Hereโ€™s a picture of balls.

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