Pass Around Party Possum

I like to wait a week, and hope multiple reels are uploaded to do a little binge 😅

I’m obsessed yes

And now I have heartburn and can’t even lie down…

🫩🔫

Yay I’m finally in one of these! ☺️

Sir, I fear there may be an opening in your defenses there… 😬😅

I haven’t felt this lonely in a while… it’s truly draining me 🫥

And here I sit… unejaculated… 🤔

:researches flights to Australia:

Attempting to thwart the saddies with stickers 🤪🫠

The temporary high of a new tattoo has already worn off 🥲

Sunday night… when the depression from the week accumulates in a massive wave of sadness and drowns you 🫠

I think it’s a perfectly reasonable use of free will

Those darn FIBs/FISHs… 🫢🤐🤣

Old habits die hard 😅

The pain of losing friends is almost worse than heartbreak… I’m so sorry you are experiencing this loss Adam 🥺

🫂🫂🫂

Cuuuuuuuutie 😍

I’ll do whatever you want 😉😈😇

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "

Please

Selfie on the couch wearing a yes homo “I’m a good boy” hat, black yeshomo tank top that’s says “Poppers. music. Hot dads. Makeouts. 6am Ubers” and a black yeshomo jockstrap

Can I be your good boy?

🥺👉🏻👈🏻

The sad reality of life in Wisconsin is that a lot of people don’t think like that, and continue to drive well past the point of safe (I know I did in my youth)… so I still had anxiety about night driving just because of the likely hood of other intoxicated drivers 🫤

I’m gonna Ah-hyuck-tuah you 😜

It’s an annual must watch at the begging of fall for me ☺️

#jocktober day 5 😋

I just know that curve would hit the perfect spot inside me to have my eyes rolling in the back of my head 🤤🤤🤤

I don’t know about Canada, but I’ll definitely let you in… in my [REDACTED]

😊😘😊

Two absolute cuuuuuuuuties 😍

a brown teddy bear and a white teddy bear are laying next to each other with their eyes closed .. ALT: a brown teddy bear and a white teddy bear are laying next to each other with their eyes closed ..

Oh no!

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

🫂🫂🫂

Cartoon of a crying bunny lying on its back, with the text “cause of death, no cuddles”

In the last 90 days I’ve received approximately 8 hugs… and it’s been 3 weeks since the last one 🫠

(Like a HUG hug, not just a greeting, quick arm around the shoulders to say hi to someone)

My gas tank is EMPTY 🫥

DEEEEEEEEP QUEENS!?!? 😩

(aka an hour and a half train ride away from south Brooklyn)