there's too much heavy to be cool nowadays and not enough heavy to be real
06.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there's too much heavy to be cool nowadays and not enough heavy to be real
06.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everything I do and say is supposed to be funny except when it's not
05.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0not all the bugs are my fault but i'm trying to destroy them all anyway
01.03.2026 09:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1when the chains feel like a little kiss
27.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i keep dreaming of what other people do
26.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i would realise if i were touching a spider
26.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0thank you, i did feel way better not having to leave the house for sure!
26.02.2026 10:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0must be nice having people to text...
26.02.2026 09:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0finding out at the end of my mental health day that it's supposed to be a day where you try and make yourself better and not just a day where you be miserable at home instead of at work
26.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0havin a couple spoonfuls of crispy chilli oil for dinner
26.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0things get bigger and bigger until they don't
26.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 4shout out to you if you're tired
25.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0damn bro, eternity is such a long time
21.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going to where everyone has been and where everybody goes
21.02.2026 14:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i move through the noise and nobody notices a shift in the air
21.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'm interested in trying out some new shapes
21.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2you can't have a laser without stimulating some emissions
21.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people that'll say a joke from the internet as if they're coming up with it on the spot should have their mouths sewn shut
21.02.2026 10:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0eyyyyy
21.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
goink arp
21.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0rolled a joint to smoke at the gig but then reflexively lit it and smoked the whole thing before leaving the house
21.02.2026 08:06 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1feeling some things well-known and others quite obscure
20.02.2026 10:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if i think something's weird then it is
20.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0suppressing it, if i can
20.02.2026 09:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0look man idk why my head won't explode despite feeling like it's just about to all week either
20.02.2026 08:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0employing the basic comedy principle of using exaggeration as humour to shock and bewilder someone who doesn't get jokes
20.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it's right that my coworkers apologise so profusely whenever they interrupt me, though it's wrong that they interrupt me in the first place
19.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0acting as though the strange things that happen in my dreams actually happen in real life
17.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i might find myself very lonely or very stared at or both
17.02.2026 09:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyone needs to leave me alone but in such a way that they still give me all their time and attention
17.02.2026 07:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0