jaaake

im here to eat, love, pray. and im all out of love and pray

i think there was supposed to be

marvin the martian came to me in a dream last night

ah cool

everything i say is true, and some of it is real

shadows tell you where things are

had a few

they need to standardise fitting room lighting

tradie who gave me a time window of between 10 and 2 showed up at 10:05. you love to see it

hey

benefits vary, subject to negotiation

excellent.

there has never been a better time to become my friend!

really enjoying this making friends era i'm in :)

oh well you are especially welcome then!

please!

thank you, your decorum is exemplary

😇

it's a jake world, everyone's just living in it

i await the outcome with measured optimism

noted and filed!

cheers!!!!

your prompt consideration is appreciated

thank you

for your consideration: a bicep

of course good things festival drops a badass line up and it's being held in melbourne on the same day i'm seeing lady gaga......being an alt gay is so hard!

oh wow, once again i'm apparently getting basically nothing back. shocker! ya know, i think i'll withhold actually lodging this shit until the tax office reconsiders and comes back with a better offer. no deal!

i set aside time today to finally do my taxes, but have spent it doing anything but

no no! just the personal slabs of stone, improper ventilation type of places

dude with a weak bladder

peed three times in here