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jaaake

@properwicked.bsky.social

just a guy being a dude oscillating between dimensions 😎

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i need to improve my grip on reality strength but someone's always on the machine when i wanna use it

09.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i can dream for you if you'd like, just as long as you're okay with it being the same thing over and over again

09.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i dream the same thing over again

09.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

maybe i'm not so convincing

09.03.2026 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

every tv show should have infinite episodes and every episode should be the best episode

09.03.2026 10:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there was a time when i knew something

09.03.2026 09:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

throwing out all my tableware on account of my dishwasher breaking

09.03.2026 07:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there are no strangers in dreams, but maybe there should be

08.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they're mostly non-existent, save for a preacher curl here or a tricep extension there...

08.03.2026 11:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
some gay guy with a body made of fried chicken and ice cream

some gay guy with a body made of fried chicken and ice cream

hm

08.03.2026 09:56 — 👍 91    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

go ahead and make an ass out of u but don't drag me into it

08.03.2026 08:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

feelin some pretty same-sex attracted feelings

08.03.2026 07:34 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a chicken that's been korean fried hates to see me coming

08.03.2026 06:24 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

made the most seamless tram-to-train connection and feel as though the whole public transport network was made entirely for me

07.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a neighbour who i've said hi to like one time saw me walking to the train and asked if i was going into the city to watch the F1, which is funny because i'm actually on my way to williamstown beach to look at some shells :)

07.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

everything is so real, but in such a fake way

06.03.2026 11:25 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i only do what my reflection does

06.03.2026 09:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the third dimension is just where i keep my stuff

06.03.2026 09:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's too much heavy to be cool nowadays and not enough heavy to be real

06.03.2026 04:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything I do and say is supposed to be funny except when it's not

05.03.2026 22:58 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

not all the bugs are my fault but i'm trying to destroy them all anyway

01.03.2026 09:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

when the chains feel like a little kiss

27.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i keep dreaming of what other people do

26.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i would realise if i were touching a spider

26.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you, i did feel way better not having to leave the house for sure!

26.02.2026 10:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

must be nice having people to text...

26.02.2026 09:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

finding out at the end of my mental health day that it's supposed to be a day where you try and make yourself better and not just a day where you be miserable at home instead of at work

26.02.2026 09:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

havin a couple spoonfuls of crispy chilli oil for dinner

26.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

things get bigger and bigger until they don't

26.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 4

shout out to you if you're tired

25.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0