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GaiusDeer @VF, FE

@gaiusdeer.bsky.social

-ancient greymuzzle 30+yo -Maker of things -Connoisseur of bad movies -They/Them, Gay disaster -18+! Here be serious adult things! -Always Punch Fascists

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Unintentionally, quite the collection in my wallet

08.03.2026 08:06 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
06.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How does he have the floofiest, roundest, plumpest antlers, while still being so ANGY?!

02.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bobr Kurwa <3

28.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The law finally agrees

26.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Silicon beads implanted just under the skin.
Once those are healed up, the same artist, Dylan, will tattoo over them to complete the nip look

26.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dylan at 13cats studio near Ottawa did such a good job installing my new tumnips, but I really couldn't have done it without the love & support & bodymod know-how of @spacebuck.net , who literally held my hand throughout the whole thing, and got me safely there and back home.

Love ya~ <3 <:3c ::::

26.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Oh, hey, I have tumnips now.

26.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 42    🔁 2    💬 9    📌 3

Gump!!
A perfect angel, and a menace as all toobs should be <3

17.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something got me thinking of Giallo-like title variants for Mad Max

Blood of the metal horse
Vehikill
The road bleeds for you
Hot breath of the engine
Car-nage
Blood for oil

17.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I gave dealing at a normy kink event one last go this weekend.
Yup, fuck them, they're always more expensive than doing a furcon, and the sales are shit.

15.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi

Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi

Mi mi

Nah I'm just frickin' with ya kid

02.02.2026 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Creature!

02.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Urinals greatly increase bathroom throughput, which is one of the top metrics we are trying to solve here.

01.02.2026 08:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Make it one large circular bench with just a pit in the center.
No big lines, just a massive poop pit for all to partake in.

01.02.2026 08:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not huge on Carney, but it wasn't his party that had private dinners with the AfD

01.02.2026 08:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh I ADORE them!

30.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh this deer is SPECIAL

30.01.2026 00:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I lost all respect for him that day.
It was kinda already wavering a bit, but fuck, immediately burning that bridge with his friend on it.

26.01.2026 05:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

33,000 hamburgers

24.01.2026 06:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KITTY! <3

23.01.2026 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@arinfritz.bsky.social MWEH

12.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Twitter now thinks I'm a political journalist in France.

12.01.2026 05:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Out of context DnD:

"The fat neckbeard minion is too OP.
He just stands there and the Vampires die!"

11.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Out of context Gaius:

"I crave the Meat Oubliette"

10.01.2026 01:08 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

"Wolf Guy"
Relatively generic martial arts movie, but it has its moments.

07.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Uhhhm...
I wasn't expecting furry discourse in my Kung-Fu movie.

07.01.2026 01:11 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh! Then yeah that's sensible.

Data scraped ads are convinced I am basically an AFAB queer horsegirl homesteader centrist, and honestly, the stuff I'm looking up or buying for my business is only backing up their beliefs x3

06.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been getting like, the inverse of this, where data-scraping ads can't really figure out what I do in life.
For a solid 2 years, ads were CERTAIN I had a dozen horses.
It started to become a pleasant surprise when I got ads for something I actually could use.

06.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

Yeahhhh, it'll be many years before mine is updated.

tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

06.01.2026 19:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1