P-worm

900$???? for not moving over while you were in the turning lane?? i’ll pay the crackheads 900$ to pee in your gas tank that’s how willing i am to put my money elsewhere

to the cop that gave us a ticket for not moving lanes while you were in the center lane on a potentially fake pull over while we were on the way home from a funeral and made the ticket 900$, i’m paying two crack heads to beat your ass out of uniform istg

partners making brekky for me because of my insane schedule i’ve been walking dead on my feet, it makes me feel so loved

just found out this little worm needs invasive nose surgery to fix my breathing because it’s been getting worse, watched a video and now i’m gonna go take deep breaths so i don’t pass out #wormdown

went to church to appease the grans and got there to early, she told me to go inside and mingle by myself

i can’t drink and won’t regardless since alcoholism runs in my family on both sides and there are so many yummy mocktails that dont taste like nail polish because of alcohol

starting a series called things Lychee is afraid of that are totally harmless, pt.1

breakfast partner #cats

NEW FAVORITE ANIMAL JUST DROPPED, THE COATI

zoo day!! time to see my people

only if you’re good (you always are)

it still hurts :(

Update: Little Kayo is a boy and he is high as a kite, he was administered fluids and told to keep his temp up and keep him dry

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I wanted to name her Fabrary or Philip 🤣🤣

We named her Kayo. This is when I first brought her home to cool down.

i love being a fraternal twin. my twin sister likes blue, favors my mother and enjoys human connection. i favor my father, love pink, and care for the connection of nature than those of my own species. that irony does not fail to find me nor do i hate that which i am not.

sometimes when i’m having a good day i remember our cat Lychee and how she didn’t need to be trapped she just walked right up to the rescuer when they came since she was dumped and i get all teary because she just wanted love

bro i want her so freaking bad, she’s everything

i know you don’t know me but maybe you recognize my famous brother, Heimlich the worm from A Bug’s Life

AHHHHHHHH WAITTTTT

period, i cleaned my room after a month!!!

ADHD and Bipolar disorder suck, but when i clean my room or cook i always feel proud of myself. i had to learn that i was disabled and start treating myself like i was, instead of denying myself grace and wondering despite my illnesses why i could function like a normal person

the difference between normal mud and georgia red clay is when i get a shirt that has mud on it i soak it and get it back to its original state, when its georgia red clay im holding a candlelight vigil and sending it away in a boat on fire for a quick entry to the other side

oh my god, i’ve been deceived 😔, i’ve been dating a regular man this whole time instead of a short hunk with facial hair and cherub cheeks, SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

whose human hand is that

i don’t care about the game, personally a worm like me has other things to do, but tiffany we hate you girl

local game store enacted a ridiculous attendance rule after consistently screwing people over, the facebook groupchat has nerds uniting

thank you for finishing that for me, those were mega construx and i hated them