Lee 🌿

*killing the slimes in Amon*
Me: Goo duty. Gooty, if you will.
Sam: I will not.

Necessity. After emigrating to Ul'dah Bram and Mina were extremely poor and living in a tent. He took basically any job he could find and wound up "adventuring" from there.

Wild in Love 💗🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛✨
#ocdancin

I was cracking up. I’m usually so on top of making ordering food as quick and easy for the worker as possible but I truly lost the plot watching this unfold. It was so fucked up.

like they’ve experienced hubris for the first time. They line hop me. I cannot look away. They wrap it in the sad first tortilla and reinforce it with a second. It is approximately the size and shape of one of those Nerf footballs.

Me: Sorry chicken thanks sorry

Third guy tries to hold the ends while she attempts to enfold this writhing goo of burrito innards.

Him: Anything else?

They can’t fucking do it omfg. Third guy sighs and goes to cook a second tortilla. I finish my burrito order. They are staring at burrito mountain

Him: Beans?
Me: Nah
Him: Protein?

The tortilla has formed a gaping maw that lettuce and sour cream tumbles out of pathetically.

Me: Huh?
Him: Protein?

She cannot close the burrito. It’s impossible. A third worker arrives.

Me: I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear.
Him: PROTEIN???

Third guy tries and fails

mountain of burrito guts in front of her. She starts trying to close it. She cannot. A second employee appears.

Him: How can I help you?
Me: A burrito please

She is smushing it together into a more oblong shape in the hopes it will help. It does not.

Him: Rice?
Me: White

I can’t stop watching.

just absolutely massive scoops. Two heaps of white rice. A scoop and a half of pinto beans. Enough meat for 2 burritos. It’d be big but like fine if he stopped there. But he wanted fajita veggies. Sour cream. Salsa. Cheese. Lettuce. By the time she’s done she has what I can only describe as a small

I’m sorry it was fate that this crossed my feed today so you have to hear this stupid story now. I went to look the burrito woman in the eye today. A man was ahead of me. He ordered one burrito. The woman behind the counter laid out his tortilla and started putting in the base ingredients but in

good morning let's pass the yaoi today

A'rihnn and Fayre are shown both asleep, leaning against one another.

05 - free.

a moment of respite

#gpose | #miqomarch

What's the hottest class and why is it DRG? 😩🙏

Looks like a type of Haworthia succulent? As a general rule most succulents need sunlight and water them only when the soil’s fully dried out. I kept a Jade plant alive for 2 years watering it like once a month. V easy to care for.

hand on the glass

Short comic thing w/ ending spoilers - Dion Lesage, Clive Rosfield, Joshua Rosfield (FFXVI)

Mini comic - And then there was...

#ffxvi #ff16

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

Technicolour Beat ✨

#ffxau

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#hieriya #ffxivart

Josephine I painted for a friend last year ☀️
Companion piece to @badbaddog.bsky.social's Leliana! #DragonAge

first playthrough of Subnautica has been going great

I forgot they were remaking one of my favorite games of all time… I worry about this one

came up with a new AU that's rapidly building bridges in my brain but I have to let it cook awhile longer before deciding if I need to be annoying about it

TRUUUUU

And yes, in bodyguard AU baby Hien does open with, "What happened to your face?" Great work, bud.

The scar stayed really red for months, which drew a lot of questions. In the end, he almost hated the way people stared and asked about it more than healing from the injury itself.