Perry B. Newman 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇭🇹

Well …. The “suspected or known terrorist” was an Arab-American lawyer who was subsequently removed from the list of such individuals.

Not to excuse what looks smelly (or even smellier), it’s a bit murkier.

And with that, the Secretary assured a concerned nation that all would be well.

If you squint, you can see it.

Fortunately, the Dems will take advantage of this groundswell of support for their position and will hold the line ...

Oh. Wait.

From the NYT comments:

"If a Genie gave the Democrats three wishes, they would negotiate it down to one and wish for something they think the Republicans would like"

Read this in Joe Tait’s voice…. “Lennie with the left hand dribble between the circles. Line, lane, hoop … GOOD!”

This isn’t true. I’m no fan of any part of it, but he never said it.

Never said it. Untrue.

Believable, but not true.

a black and white photo of a man riding a horse . ALT: a black and white photo of a man riding a horse .

No! Lifetime mortgage is the way to go! Perpetual payments with equity accreting at .05% per annum. Plus, prepayment penalties!

TrumpRx The lowest prescription prices in America. Coming January 2026.

Yep. trumprx.gov yes, it says .gov.

What could possibly go wrong?

“Don Snoreleone.”

Can’t take credit for it; but it’s good!

OMG.

GILLIGAN’S SANDWICH

Just sit right down and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a turkey sub.
That found its way from U street,
To a court in our nation’s hub.

The sandwich was a special one,
For it smashed on an ICE man’s chest.
Like Mexico and China,
We didn’t send our best.

Competence is so 20th century …

GILLIGAN’S SANDWICH

Just sit right down and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a turkey sub.
That found its way from U street,
To a court in our nation’s hub.

The sandwich was a special one,
For it smashed on an ICE man’s chest.
Like Mexico and China,
We didn’t send our best.

@gtconway thoughts?

Megyn Kelly: something something Markle something royal royal something.

Meghan Markle: I’m sorry, Megyn who?

Every video of ICE Meal Team Six patrolling the mean streets of [insert suburb here] should be accompanied by the sound track of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

He was exhausted from the physical exertion of rescuing the man who fainted in his office.

I’m thrilled with the wins! I was just responding to someone else’s post. My only point was/is that for people who have lost family in various, shall we say, infernos (or worse), things aren’t black or white. Meanwhile, I’m still spiking the football over Tuesday.

Well, staying didn’t work out so great for the Roma and the Jews in Germany.

It’s complicated.

INGREDIENTS: flour, eggs, sugar, emulsifier, coloring, inflationary level, water, artificial flavors.

For those who saw a certain sociopath lurk impassively and insensitively as a guest fainted in the Oval Office, check out this clip from when we had a compassionate human as POTUS.

“Putting people first,” as the saying goes.

PREDICTION: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson will soon be regarded as one of the historically most influential, intellectual and important justices of the SCOTUS.

She has already positioned herself as a peerless and fearless voice of conscience, always ready to call out hypocrisy and sophistry.

Bad or badass?

When I was about 12 I signed an LP of "Rousing Scottish Classics" out of our public library, and this track was on it!

"A lassie took me to a ball, and it was slippery in the hall.
And I was afraid that I might fall, for I had nae on my troosers!"

"Jihadist?" Seems like Cruz better get a good defamation defense lawyer.