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The imported piano decoration led the meeting of the UN security council.

No they aren't. Shut up. Fuck off. You're just writing this to manufacture consent for the inevitable offal the ruling class will feed us when the economy completely collapses in like four months.

Always the first to flee while everyone else suffers the consequences.

Holly from Red Dwarf (the female one)

"The most important part about flying through space is slowing the fuck down so you don't crash into shit"

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Glenn Fabry

#2000ad #oldhammer #fightingfantasy

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns

Experts Point To Long, Glorious History Of Successful U.S. Bombing Campaigns https://theonion.com/experts-point-to-long-glorious-history-of-successful-u-1819575498/

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

To be fair Clippy *is* more competent than Private Bonespurs and his drunkard defense minister together.

Let's assess Anthropic's Claude war planning from a factual standpoint.
> Did not take into account the need for resupply. We are running out of munitions.
> Did not take into account the need for coordination. We lost 3 F-15s to a stupid IFF mistake.
> Did not stop us killing the people we "need".

Just because somebody said the Space Doggos will get sent to the farm?

Charles Schulz

Charles Schulz

This is Monday's #RandomWhiteDwarfCover

Issue 144. December 1991

"Three US fighter jets were mistakenly shot down over Kuwait early Monday in an apparent “friendly fire” incident, military officials said. All six crew members ejected"

Incompetence clearly is contagious.

UK launches operation to support thousands of Britons in Middle East Officials are understood to be working on plans to evacuate British nationals, should airspace remain closed.

What's happening in Dubai bolsters the argument taxes should be based on people's nationality, not just their country of residence (ie the US model).

If Brits living abroad can expect to be airlifted out by virtue of being British, they should pay some tax towards that.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

2022: Ukraine asks to close the sky
2026: Ukraine is asked to close the sky

Carlos Ezquerra

*once again

Americas really helping to make an argument for how green energy is vital for national security right about now huh….

Wasn't even aware there were books...

That's very quick food poisoning.

a man says " it 's a feature not a bug " ALT: a man says " it 's a feature not a bug "

I was today years old when I learned that US airplanes had vertical landing capacities.

Clear case of accidental use of undiluted bleach.

💀QRP with your skull art 💀
#arttrain #artshare

To be fair, 'skull art' is a large chunk of my artistic output...

A new internet acronym just landed and I think we all need to adopt it:

AI;dr

Bask in its simplicity.

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Oh and just remember - once you’ve decided a minority’s human rights are up for debate, you’ve decided HUMAN RIGHTS ARE UP FOR DEBATE.

To everybody who framed all of this as “The Trans Debate,” well done! You’ve opened the door to The Anybody Debate.