Alyson Ward

Guess we should always take a Kardashian’s word over that of a Trump appointee.

Placed my order. Whee!

@ryhanbeard.bsky.social

Trump will now impose crushing tariffs on Cuba.

Making all leather couches jealous.

As Seth Bullock said, “Every bully I ever met can’t shut the fuck up except when he’s scared.”

I am devastated not to have received one of these.

“I read the news today. Oh, boy.”
Wash, rinse, repeat.

#EpsteinFiles
#Dementia

Twice a year I am fully committed to the idea of transcending this flawed and mortal flesh into a higher being, leaving it all behind.

Specifically my sinuses, cause fuck you sinuses, fuck you with a red hot poker.

How do you make my eyebrow hurt!?

Why do I keep thinking of Mussolini and his mistress?

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

They don’t get it. Killing a few people, even if they are really drug traffickers, might result in a modest personnel switch at most. There’s always going to be someone ready to step into the leadership, and too much money to be made.

Titanic or Colonic?

I still listen to it. Ugly Duckling.

Bless Your Beautiful Hide.

Eat the rich.

Don’t make me tell you about my visions of Mussolini.

are they ashamed or something

These are Old Testament “Christians.” They think the Beatitudes are woke propaganda.

I have to ask: How much is too much? How far is too far? @thomtillis.bsky.social

I want to cry.

Shitler doesn’t have the brain power to put together an AI video. Perhaps a staffer did it, or someone else playing a classic Covert Action stunt. In any case, it’s a stark reminder of how Shitler and the people who support him feel about their fellow citizens. We have heard them say it out loud.

SNL is the only MSM show I’ve watched in about 9 years, and it was usually a disappointment. MSNBC prompted me to cut cable entirely.

They are all deplorable.

Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.

Here’s Claude Moe-net.

Now let’s see artists boycott NBC.

Just when I was wondering if I should subscribe again. Temporary insanity.

FUNYT.

He has the nuclear codes.

Mike Johnson likely traumatized.