Matt the Human

Fuck this evil lady

I told you he was going to take us to war — CACKLES LOUDLY — I told you he’d imprison our citizens — HOWLING IN LAUGHTER — I told you he’d kill the economy — SLAPS KNEE SNORTING

My other mets fan friends who have wfan brain rot already texted me freaking out 😂

Most cops never had friends growing up so they don't know what a snowball is

Same energy

Juan Soto and the DR will put an end to this

Baldwin would have loved Warhammer lore

Between this and his comment that he's raising his kid using chatgpt, I legitimately think CPS needs to get involved

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

It could be useful for when Phillies fans come to games, though

Okay

Formerly "Chuck's"

Peter this will look great on that shelf you never built!!

Israeli Soldiers Accused of Using Polymarket to Bet on Strikes The country’s internal security agency indicted a reservist and a civilian for security offenses, bribery and obstruction of justice in connection with the bets.

This is really, really dark.

www.wsj.com/world/middle...

Partially. There's also a huge burden on the "opposition party" to actually oppose. And to run on opposition policy. I'm not one of them, but I understand why so many people didn't vote for Kamala or Biden or Clinton, etc.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.

Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet:

www.404media.co/with-ring-am...

i don't think the leagues should act like they're in competition to one another but if we were going to pick at that bone i think a more relevant data point is that the fall classic last year was an all-timer knock-down 7 game brawler and the super bowl we just watched was a prolonged wet fart

A real country would force ring to remove this terrifying "feature"

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

Congrats on getting a child's birthday party's worth of sad pathetic losers to turn up for your embarrassing "cause"

The media moved on when trump said he had a new tone because as the constitution states the president is the editor in chief of all news outlets

By the way, for those of you not in MN: Homan’s strategy was to withdraw some agents, so it felt like we were in the denouement of the crisis, and then escalate hard against observers. They’re being incredibly aggressive with observers now. National media may not want to check out just yet

I can think of 2 for sure

Mamdani announces a new executive order protecting New Yorkers from "abusive immigration enforcement," including requiring ICE to have a judicial warrant to enter NYC property

Kamala is 61 years old.

Lizzo has been speed running Kanye's career arc the last couple of years

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power.

They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.