Mary Poppins

My good friend LOVES them. I don’t understand why. She’s nuts.

He even showed me his bank account

I honestly thought the whole thing was a joke 😂 until he wouldn’t go away. He kept saying I was “hot” and a “smoke show”.

I went out last night and made the mistake of being too nice to a yt man.

I need a hug 🫶

I think it’s time for some new shit.

I want something sweet

The thing about me is… I don’t forget. Which is both good and bad lol.

✨🩷Having to heal from things I didn’t cause is exhausting; but I’m doing it anyway. 🙏🏾 Not for them. For me. For every version of me that deserved better and never got it. I’m reclaiming my story, one boundary, one breath, one breakthrough at a time.🩵✨💜

Can an old lady have motion? Asking for a friend 🙂

People are DIRTY.

I want some ice cream so bad

A gumbo fest would probably fix all my problems.

Man, I love being right!

Just because women don’t like men doesn’t mean they hate them. lol

I love that for you! ❤️

A glass of champagne and some dark chocolate would be life changing at this point.

🤣🤣 accost is the correct word!!! Assault, truly.

Dis.

You Winsome you Losesome

So the whole week is going to be shitty? Great.

What 😂😂

4

It’s time to move on.

sry to burden you with gendered things but this is the first time I’ve heard “diffuse awareness” and it resonated a little tew hard not to share

Why?

You eat this and you earned your arteries harlem shaking all up and through that chest cavity.

I regret nothing.

Where the hoes at?

Those Daisy sour cream commercials are wild. Homegirl dips her strawberry in sour cream. Ho, is you cool??