BeWild Reptile Rescue

I know this is a reptile page but I have an adult human question. Does anyone ever actually know the wattage of their microwave? Or are we all just microwaving frozen dinners using whatever the highest option is because we’re impatient?

Boomers: Snakes are terrifying!!!
The snakes:

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There’s been a lot of hard days lately. At least we’ll always have lizards, they can’t take those away from us.

Our hermit crabs are getting so big they’re starting to frighten me. I’m fairly positive if I laid down in the tank I’d be gone by morning.

Afraid not but great guess!

Time for Guess the Species! No cheating 👀

Have you ever wondered if a reptile can grow to like someone?

This is Smeech. Smeech was in a car chase. I feel like I need emphasize this is not a bit, this man was actually in a car chase.

People are always saying snakes are evil but Chai would never do the Nazi salute at a presidential inauguration. Mostly because she doesn’t have hands, but my point stands.

Vander is a 4 year old male bearded dragon that was surrendered this weekend. At only 230 grams, he’s one of the most emaciated dragons we’ve seen. We are worried something internal like cancer or organ failure is behind his weight loss, but we’re going to do our best for him.

Look at this

Why think about politics when you can about stump lizard sitting in his stump

They should. I also saw a recommendation that @katiemarovitch.bsky.social should host and that just makes so much sense

Yes, it is unbearably cute

On his nubbies

European footless lizard 🥸

We’re here to provide the lizards.

Welp, now that TikTok is gone I guess I’ve got to stop pretending that I’m using my film degree

This comment did the same for me <3

Let me tell ya bout my best friend

Cuties!

We just took in this gargoyle gecko. His name is Ekko and he’s a certified chill little guy but who knows what he’s like in alternative universes.

can I pet that dog

This lizard. His name is Sasquatch. He doesn’t love me back.

Thank you! Both such great species <3 Our ambassador leopard gecko Miss Bee says hello!

A 3 foot long lizard with green skin except on his face which is red

I named my caiman lizard Neil Caiman back before all the shitty stuff came out about Neil Gaiman. I would like to propose we forget Gaiman exists entirely and replace him with my lizard.

Our mission statement as a non-profit is to make sure that when you search “lizard” on BlueSky there are some real lizards mixed in with the furry content.

What a handsome man Max is!