I know this is a reptile page but I have an adult human question. Does anyone ever actually know the wattage of their microwave? Or are we all just microwaving frozen dinners using whatever the highest option is because we’re impatient?
21.02.2025 03:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Boomers: Snakes are terrifying!!!
The snakes:
There’s been a lot of hard days lately. At least we’ll always have lizards, they can’t take those away from us.
25.01.2025 22:26 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Our hermit crabs are getting so big they’re starting to frighten me. I’m fairly positive if I laid down in the tank I’d be gone by morning.
25.01.2025 01:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Afraid not but great guess!
24.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Time for Guess the Species! No cheating 👀
23.01.2025 19:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have you ever wondered if a reptile can grow to like someone?
22.01.2025 23:55 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
This is Smeech. Smeech was in a car chase. I feel like I need emphasize this is not a bit, this man was actually in a car chase.
22.01.2025 01:53 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People are always saying snakes are evil but Chai would never do the Nazi salute at a presidential inauguration. Mostly because she doesn’t have hands, but my point stands.
20.01.2025 22:38 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Vander is a 4 year old male bearded dragon that was surrendered this weekend. At only 230 grams, he’s one of the most emaciated dragons we’ve seen. We are worried something internal like cancer or organ failure is behind his weight loss, but we’re going to do our best for him.
20.01.2025 17:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Look at this
20.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why think about politics when you can about stump lizard sitting in his stump
20.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should. I also saw a recommendation that @katiemarovitch.bsky.social should host and that just makes so much sense
20.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Yes, it is unbearably cute
19.01.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On his nubbies
19.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
European footless lizard 🥸
19.01.2025 18:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
We’re here to provide the lizards.
19.01.2025 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welp, now that TikTok is gone I guess I’ve got to stop pretending that I’m using my film degree
19.01.2025 12:37 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This comment did the same for me <3
19.01.2025 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let me tell ya bout my best friend
18.01.2025 22:47 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cuties!
18.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We just took in this gargoyle gecko. His name is Ekko and he’s a certified chill little guy but who knows what he’s like in alternative universes.
18.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0can I pet that dog
18.01.2025 06:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This lizard. His name is Sasquatch. He doesn’t love me back.
18.01.2025 06:21 — 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
Thank you! Both such great species <3 Our ambassador leopard gecko Miss Bee says hello!
18.01.2025 06:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A 3 foot long lizard with green skin except on his face which is red
I named my caiman lizard Neil Caiman back before all the shitty stuff came out about Neil Gaiman. I would like to propose we forget Gaiman exists entirely and replace him with my lizard.
13.01.2025 14:37 — 👍 1334 🔁 148 💬 57 📌 12Our mission statement as a non-profit is to make sure that when you search “lizard” on BlueSky there are some real lizards mixed in with the furry content.
18.01.2025 03:30 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0What a handsome man Max is!
18.01.2025 03:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
