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how can you not be romantic about baseball
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if bo naylor changed his name to Bone Naylor would anyone be able to tell

man I love the World Baseball Classic, this is the World Series of Remembering Guys

INSANE MICHELIN CHEF GUY: In the past, I have perhaps been a bit hard on my employees and I apologize.

REPORTER: A former line cook says you rented a bulldozer and drove it into his house while screaming "this is how subtly you're placing parsley motherfucker"

CHEF: i now realize that was wrong

i like to think i am paying pretty decent attention to the WBC and the Guys situation surrounding it, but i have to admit i was absolutely gobsmacked by seeing dusty baker come out of the nicaragua dugout with his toothpicks and everything

a cropped image of an achewood comic with the character roast beef saying "oh man that is mega nasty. That is dog shit."

finally saw one of those delivery robot things in the wild today

trying to draw some important conclusions from this jameson taillon/miguel amaya plate appearance

A loading door in Long Island City, Queens that has "fright elebator" written on it

/in a The Cryptkeeper voice

YouTube video by MLB This Seiya Suzuki chant is AWESOME! (VOLUME UP 🔊)

recorded the Japan-Australia game that started at 5AM to have on in the background this morning and (1) it was awesome how long Australia hung in there and (2) i am going to be doing this all summer
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ME WATCHING BASEBALL AT A NORMAL TIME: Hell yeah, mash that tater.

ME WATCHING A BASEBALL GAME ON EARLY ON A SUNDAY MORNING: Cracking game of rounders, this

the baseball was very good today

bummer season for him

Northwestrn men's basketball play a single game without ripping my heart out challenge: impossible

I do not fundamentally understand baseball fans who don't like the WBC, there's an absolutely enormous guy out there from Panama whose physique has him nicknamed "Bartolito" that plays in the KBO and he's mowing down major leaguers

every time the WBC rolls around and reveals that America is the least fun place in the world to watch baseball
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let Dank Javy play

watching amaya's panama team in the WBC and becoming incandescent at the WBC banning javy baez for literally fucking weed.

when you show Chris Collins what is behind the dumpster at the Mulholland drive diner
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Chicago is heading into primary elections and I will be paying close attention to candidates who will deal with the most pressing crisis in the city: my Jewel playing an ad for mayonnaise over the PA system where a guy sings Sweet Caroline but has changed the lyrics to be about sandwiches

michigan really brings it out of him

bringing in the pitchcom for the WBC and all of the australian pitches have names like the "wollongong wobbler"

and of course the gold standard, probably the most insane a person has ever looked while coaching college basketball

chris collins's eyes bugging out of his head and his mouth is open exposing his teeth like he is about to do a dracula bite

chris collins reacts to northwestern blowing an insane lead against michigan state, his mouth is open and his eyes are bugging out of his head like he has just turned into a toon in roger rabbit

chris collins with his mouth agape like he is donald sutherland in invasion of the body snatchers, big ten tournament 2016

A Collection of Chris Collins Insane Faces

Pixelated Eberflus espouses the BITS Principle

lmao

searching eberflus on bluesky right now gets you a few aggregators posing about him getting hired by the Niners and dozens of posts comparing noem giving a press conference while unaware that she is fired to his "my timeout strategy was normal" press conference he gave while he was getting fired

Pixelated Eberflus is telling me I can't upgrade to Rocket Arm because I don't have enough Tackle Credits in an unlicensed Future Violence Football CD-ROM game that came with the Gateway
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