Paign of Truth

Not to be the jaded hardcore dick but if your show looks like this and you’re one of the ppl with a camera, pick up an instrument instead

Bands: just go splitzies on one photographer lol

‘This is some of our best work’

- a band about to drop what is easily the worst album in their catalog

If you see shit like this on the walls at a venue, your ass isn’t getting paid

“We only made enough to pay the sound guy tonight”

Oh sweet, we didn’t ask for or need him, but that’s cool!

Sports obvs aren’t important enough to warrant that response, but if there’s a higher power involved, it def feels like they have a personal vendetta against me

I think the sports gods want me to kill myself

Unpopular opinion: I’m glad dudes got into vintage clothes. Wasn’t a single jersey in these shops until they started getting in the biz

Just what I needed,more shit to do

Libs engaging in obvious culture war bait like

“If it gets you from point-a to point-b!”

-boomers about a car you drag to point-b, kicking and screaming

Do you want it done an extremely specific way that you thought up or do you want me to do it?

Can’t have both

Me: I’ve never done more than an oil change on my own car before, I should stick to buying a civic with one thing wrong with it for my project car.

Also me: DAMN A ROLLING S CHASSIS FOR 2500???

This hardcore. We play similar sounding songs in this bihh. Don’t like it? Take your sensitive ass back to power metal

Famous “Punk” dudes: “bring the system down!”

Their wives for some fucking reason:

Downside to big ass events in small towns.

There’s opps there

Rich people used to jump off tall buildings when stocks would take a 90 degree dive. What happened to the good ol’ days?

Everybody keeps offering solutions like “write out a lesson plan” “adjust if things don’t work” I’ve been doing every piece of advice you’ve given me for the past two years and I still fucking hate it.

i fucking hate teaching digital art. i could change the class I’m teaching on thursdays if our funders didn’t get us those damn iPads

You can replace my flyer with AI slop all day just because you’re not the headliner on it. I still got my goddamn check

By this I mean I hope they suck or they’re so good that people wonder how they’re cheating

That’s me every time Keep goes out of town

If the White Sox float around .500 this year I’m gonna jump off a bridge. I need a team that’ll make me FEEL something

@champaignshowers.com

Football school??

Just what I needed,more shit to do

passed a gas station on the way into Arkansas called munch n pump which coincidentally, is what I’m gonna do to someone’s mother later

My life is so hard my therapist don’t even wanna hear me piss and moan

In some cultures, it is frowned upon to check someone into their own goal