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@footballcliches.bsky.social. Poor from the premier league surely a manager can’t make his debut alongside a player. Can only make his debut in the dugout

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The co-commentator for the Fiorentina Betis game has just said Robin Gosens opened his neck up to score the header. Surely you can only open your body up!

Allan McGregor has an immediate impact in his role at Rangers with Butland already a worse keeper

If you thought West Ham Leicester was tedious just wait until you've watched another third of the season with the bottom ten playing a series of dead rubbers. The premier league is becoming less competitive than a round of golf with Donald Trump

Are Slot's Liverpool the most 2-0 side of all time?

Sorry Ipswich but, as nice a team as you seem, if you get beat by the 10 men of This Man United team with Onana handing you two goals then you deserve to get relegated.

Dorgu and Onana keep making mistakes like that the Man United staff will be lucky to get an apple from Ratcliffe

Good to see Brighton's latest South American FM regen Diego Gomez immediately smash it

I know Chelsea haven't won in a while but the celebrations feel a bit over the top. It's Southampton lads

Well done to Leeds for beating Sheffield United and winning the privilege to finish 18th in the Premier League next season behind Sean Dyche’s West Ham

Somewhere Allardyce and Pulis are laughing at Guardiola's long ball tactics to Haaland that won City the game today

You can always count on the Bundesliga to deliver. 2-1 Leverkusen at Dortmund and not even 15 minutes played!

For all the control Liverpool have demonstrated under Slot yesterday was incredibly chaotic. Just related to playing United in a big match or was there something more?

Atalanta returned to the top of the table following a 1-1 draw at Lazio with Inter having briefly leapfrogged them following a 3-0 win away at Cagliari. Inter can go top again with their game in hand. At the bottom of the table there were crucial wins for Parma over Monza and Genoa at Empoli

A rather tedious 1-0 win for Arsenal over Ipswich with neither side particularly incisive in the final third

Omari Hutchinson has looked bright and often found himself in good positions but his decision making and passing has been disappointing

Waves of Arsenal pressure have paid off as Havertz taps in from a Trossard cross to give the Gunners a 1-0 lead against Ipswich

Gruda has been excellent for Brighton in this first half. Another success for the Brighton scouting department.

Luton snatched a late victory at home to Derby with Holmes and Morris scoring in the 89th and 92nd minutes to turn the game around after a Kayden Jackson header had given Derby the lead

In Scotland Motherwell and Killie drew 1-1. Liam Gordon gave Motherwell the lead before Polworth equalised and Killie couldn't find a winner after Well went down to ten men. In the Championship Raith took their chances while Queens Park wasted theirs with the Fifers winning 2-1

What would be his likely options if he doesn't stay at Bayern?

In Europe tonight Bayern got back to winning ways with a 5-1 thrashing of Leipzig whose troubles continue. In Italy Milan got a much needed win at Verona courtesy of ,their best player this year, Reijnders. In Spain Girona got a comfortable 3-0 win over Real Valladolid who remain in the drop zone

Arsenal opt to not activate Kieran Tierney contract extension option Kieran Tierney will leave Arsenal next summer at the latest after the club decided against activating an option to extend his contract. While Tierney’s deal expires in June, Arsenal retained the abili...

Not surprising news given his injury record. Be interesting to see where he ends up, a brilliant player there if he can get a bit of luck with his body. www.nytimes.com/athletic/600...

In La Liga this evening both games finished 1-1. Valencia could only draw away at Espanyol in the relegation clash and 10 men Villareal were held 1-1 by Rayo Vallecano. PSG beat Monaco 4-2 in a thrilling game in the Cote d'Azur and Real Madrid are Intercontinental champions beating Pachuca 3-0

There were no shocks in the Carabao with all the favourites progressing to the semi finals. A Gabriel Jesus hat trick helped Arsenal beat Palace 3-2 while Tonali scored scored as Newcastle beat Brentford 3-1 at St James's. Managerless Southampton looked better but still lost 2-1 to Liverpool

Yeh it was never a pen. Var seems to be obsessed with the presence of players having arms

Inter showed Lazio what a real title contender looks like this evening, thrashing them 6-0 at the Stadio Olimpico. In MNF the game between Bournemouth and West Ham burst into life in the last ten minutes after Paqueta converted a harsh VAR penalty but Unal equalised with a superb free kick

Bundesliga: Leipzig's improvement in form continues beating Frankfurt 2-1 for the 2nd time in 2 weeks. Dortmund remain inconsistent after being held 1-1 at home to Hoffenheim but Reyna did get his first goal in 18 months. Heidenheim's difficulties persist following a 3-1 home loss to Stuttgart

La Liga Roundup: Atl Madrid go joint top defeating Getafe 1-0 thanks to a Sorloth goal while Barca's terrible run continues with a 1-0 defeat at home to Leganes. Betis are up to 9th defeating Villareal 2-1 while the games between Alaves and Athletic Club & Sociedad and Las Palmas finished in draws.

Scottish Roundup: Celtic won a thrilling League Cup final 5-4 on pens against Rangers with the match having finished 3-3. It's Brendan Rodger's 10th trophy as Celtic manager. In the league Hearts conspired to lose 1-0 away at Killie despite playing against 10 men for 85 minutes to remain bottom