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DFW | Married | Open | Gay | Top | PrEP | 40 | NSFW | You have to create you own happiness, so let’s have fun. I got the milk 🥛 if you got the cookies 🍪

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Latest posts by mrstuffums.bsky.social on Bluesky

✨️Post your favorite nude of 2025. Pick one✨️

Final humpday of the year, wouldn't be appropriate for me to finish off w/out posting fat hairy breedable Dad-Wife ass. Be safe & loved tonight, my sons, service tops, & seats - see y'all in 2026
#black #bear #bottom #chub #balls #thick #thighs #wagon

31.12.2025 15:12 — 👍 800    🔁 89    💬 24    📌 6
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#toweltuesday or #tummytuesday
🤔💪🏾🥩

28.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 144    🔁 19    💬 6    📌 1

Well, yes. 🤤

29.01.2026 02:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a throwback for #humpday 🍑

28.01.2026 21:24 — 👍 104    🔁 16    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Humpday Bluesky!🙌🍑

28.01.2026 22:10 — 👍 154    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 0
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Let me post my little #HumpDay deposit 🤭🫣

28.01.2026 22:31 — 👍 38    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

just doing as I’m told 😇😇😇 tell me I’m pretty when i suck cock?? 🥺🥺

29.01.2026 02:02 — 👍 152    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 0
Landhoe leaning into the bathtub with his ass in the air and a softie on display

Landhoe leaning into the bathtub with his ass in the air and a softie on display

Landhoe with his back arched over the tub with a softie, ready for someone to grab his hips and work him over before relaxing in some hot water

Landhoe with his back arched over the tub with a softie, ready for someone to grab his hips and work him over before relaxing in some hot water

Jeez, this bath is taking forever to warm up. Maybe we should celebrate humpday while I wait? 😜😘

28.01.2026 22:51 — 👍 42    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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A couple more #HumpDay pics because, why not? Rumor has it, it tastes better than it looks

28.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 146    🔁 11    💬 10    📌 1
Me naked laying sideways on my bed smiling and showing my butt and legs

Me naked laying sideways on my bed smiling and showing my butt and legs

Finally getting to relax, wanna join?

#humpday 🍑

29.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 116    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 0
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Oh wait! It's #humpday 🥰

29.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 134    🔁 11    💬 8    📌 0
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tHOLEtally humpday

29.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 27    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 2

Not as dirty as I want to get with you. 🤤

29.01.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A photo of my hairy ass from slightly below. You thick thigh fill in the sides while my dick and ball hag between my legs

A photo of my hairy ass from slightly below. You thick thigh fill in the sides while my dick and ball hag between my legs

Your favorite view on hump day #humpday

29.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 24    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of jay getting ready for work with their hard dick and balls hanging out the top of their pants. Left arm holding up my sweatshirt showing off some hairy belly

Picture of jay getting ready for work with their hard dick and balls hanging out the top of their pants. Left arm holding up my sweatshirt showing off some hairy belly

horny before work go figure

29.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 125    🔁 21    💬 2    📌 0
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swerve that thang into this driveway for #humpday 😉

29.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 124    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0
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They say Saints wear white 😇👼🏾

29.01.2026 00:41 — 👍 138    🔁 8    💬 6    📌 0
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Happy #humpday Everyone. Needing to sit on someone today.

28.01.2026 14:13 — 👍 73    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0
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#NSFW #TilunNudes #irlNudes #irlNSFW
#BearsofBsky #Bear #Hairy

I know it's #Humpday, but maybe you could play with my feet and my balls before going all in for my hole 😏

21.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 127    🔁 14    💬 2    📌 0
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04.12.2025 21:56 — 👍 60    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
photo showing me in a white thong with a purple, animal print waistband, lying back on a sofa. my left hand is holding the thong to the side, exposing a furry, hungry hole, while the tight, satiny white fabric of the thong clings to my cock and balls, showing their outlines very clearly.

photo showing me in a white thong with a purple, animal print waistband, lying back on a sofa. my left hand is holding the thong to the side, exposing a furry, hungry hole, while the tight, satiny white fabric of the thong clings to my cock and balls, showing their outlines very clearly.

one (1) proper #humpday post (+ bonus 🕳️ and 🍆 vpl) to begin the day/procrastinate just a little before work 😏😌

28.01.2026 11:06 — 👍 202    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0
My hairy gut is out in full display beneath my hairy chest. I’m grabbing my hard cock and naked from the chest down.

My hairy gut is out in full display beneath my hairy chest. I’m grabbing my hard cock and naked from the chest down.

tummy tuesday with a side of titty, too

#tummytuesday #gaybear #hairybelly #hairychest #bator #cock

28.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 138    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

Post 4 dick pics to defend your dick card

28.01.2026 00:19 — 👍 186    🔁 17    💬 6    📌 1
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Post 4 dicks to defend your dick card
Never declined!!!

27.01.2026 23:37 — 👍 215    🔁 25    💬 7    📌 5

You deserve to treat yourself to some petty cash for all of your hard work. 😝

28.01.2026 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is a free testing center? If not ask for a punch card. 😝

27.01.2026 16:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Humpday 💦

21.01.2026 23:40 — 👍 200    🔁 25    💬 7    📌 1
A man sitting on a white sink counter in a black thong and black tank top with a black hat. He is taking a selfie with his face obscured by his phone

A man sitting on a white sink counter in a black thong and black tank top with a black hat. He is taking a selfie with his face obscured by his phone

Rise and shine babes 💕🌞

27.01.2026 14:56 — 👍 385    🔁 45    💬 18    📌 0
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It’s not going to lick itself 😏

26.01.2026 18:37 — 👍 668    🔁 71    💬 32    📌 1

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