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@alex-woods.bsky.social

26 (he/him) πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Gardener | Baker | Weightlifter | Leftist Restoration ecology🌱 https://revolut.me/aevial

2,134 Followers  |  188 Following  |  1,522 Posts  |  Joined: 01.01.2024
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Hot bro

08.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Something about pit tax

07.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

07.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This married dude making an insistant joke about sharing a milkshake with two straws and blushing about it multiple times then acting shocked i ask someone else if they ordered it. Like bro you insisted so much?

07.03.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love love and why are straight Canadian guys so flirty

07.03.2026 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes

04.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im the only goofball who could somehow skip immigration and enter canada illegally lol. At least i noticed and went back 30 mn later

02.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you very much im looking forward to it 🀀

02.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hm yes…

02.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Show the back next time

02.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loading planes is the least efficient thing ever. Are they purposefully trying to waste time and money

02.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your legs got me weak too

02.03.2026 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yum yes!

02.03.2026 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone explain to me what it means when you match with someone on tinder and they just send a heart emoji?
I never respond cause 1. Low effort and 2. It’s giving bot

01.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

These arms were made for choking, and thats just what they’ll do
(Sing it like these boots were made for walking)

01.03.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which one do we like from today’s gym sesh

01.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

At least in the past you could pick your seat for free during checkin but im not paying 60$ for seats . Well maybe for the second leg. I wanna see the mountains

01.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people seem to think the gym is a perfume shop. I get not wanting to stink but this actually starts irritating my eyes and nose. Yall are crazy

01.03.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i NEED that MAN (mental-health-institute application now)

01.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Theres no way. Explains why they left the EU

01.03.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next time i’ll just follow an archetype

01.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry you rejected me because i have a personality

01.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least glad the french side of europe doesnt care much about disne*l*nd

01.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way Europeans always go to either miami, new york, Los Angeles and san francisco is sad. They’ve never heard of the PNW. Also two terrible cities in that list

01.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now why is aircanada trying to put my in a middle seat next to 4 people when the rest of the plane is empty?

01.03.2026 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I need your credit card information to get that started

01.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta make up for my busted up dating skills somehow

01.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conversion into a spicy onlyfans gay on steroids

01.03.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s my paypal in case you wanna fund my conversion therapy

01.03.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0