woke up with a headache #KillEveryone
25.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0woke up with a headache #KillEveryone
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Eli the tabby cat sitting on a table and sniffing it. A plate of bacon and eggs is just barely in frame.
Alternate angle of the previous photo with Eli facing straight toward the camera
The Breakfast Smeller
23.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0basic if I can't listen to woe is me by ana kennedy ft left at london in the car on my way to work I will have to start hurting people
22.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sometimes you just need to re-purchase an album so you can listen to it on the built in app on your phone after it was taken off streaming
22.02.2026 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0had a dream that I was in a hotel room with a pool?? and a starling got in so I was trying to catch it with the pool skimmer thing but it like landed on my shoulder/ear and wouldn't leave
19.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0twitter users are pranking me by pretending they think muslims just don't eat anything for a whole month straight every year
15.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Get your dogs here!
littleguys3d.bigcartel.com
I dropped half my freakin bagel on the ground fresh out of the toaster :(
12.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like I stopped paying attention after 2020 with the BLM protests thing. I'd be very shocked if something happened to change their attitudes around "politics" since then.
04.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people are getting upset at the twenty one pilots guys for not talking about current political happenings and I just want to know where the hell you've been for the past 6 years if that's in any way surprising
04.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A group shot showing a white greyhound in a pink coat, charcoal greyhound in a teal coat, a pink tiger with dark pink heart-stripes, and a white tiger with light pink heart-stripes. Behind them is their packaging, looking like envelopes and matchboxes
Two white greyhounds in pink coats with green hearts on the back standing in front of envelope-style boxes
Two charcoal greyhounds in teal coats with their backs to the camera showing the pink hearts on the backs of their coats, with envelope style boxes in the background
It’s time for Little Valentines Guys! Featuring the long awaited return of the slayhounds with a new lovable look.
You can find these guys in my shop this Friday the 6th at 6pm mountain time!
I’ve got a pretty limited qty so set an alarm if you don’t want to miss them!
sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
02.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 7625 🔁 3968 💬 21 📌 21maybe I can finally make my fursona ref sheet too...
03.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
shop is discounted until this Saturday 🩷
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Just a PSA for people, FreeTaxUSA is an excellent tool for filing taxes. Do not, I repeat, do not give your money to TurboTax. They lobby congress to keep tax filings difficult and inflate their prices to make it more expensive.
FreeTaxUSA.com is about as good as it gets today.
my breaking bad season 1 dvd doesn't have freaking english subtitles #killing
31.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they don't want you to know this but you can literally have a bagel for every meal if you want
29.01.2026 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
$830 for my parrot's vet visit on Friday. This is just for a wellness exam and routine bloodwork. Sedation for birds is SO expensive but needed for anxious birds like mine. I need to get this done for her boarding for LVFC.
If you want to help with the bill, tips are super appreciated. 💜
HER VIOLENCE!
23.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we have known this for decades??? even when jurassic park came out we knew some dinosaurs had feathers. 90% of dinosaur representation in media hasn't been updated since the 90s anyway, what are they complaining about
22.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0plane disaster will be at the fridge <3
21.01.2026 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need to stop watching horror videos right before bed. five nights at freddys will be at the fridge
21.01.2026 04:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A square panel of a comic with a rough greyscale drawing of a house sparrow flying. A text box reads "You find yourself in a strange place where the sun never sets."
Another greyscale comic panel depicting a house sparrow perched on the ground by some scattered seed, with one in his mouth. In the background there are some pallets with birdseed and cat litter on them. A text box reads "It is always warm here, and there's some food."
Another greyscale comic panel depicting a shelf stocked with cat food and dog food. A house sparrow is perched on top of the shelf, dwarfed by the size of the shelf. A text box reads "But... you are alone."
house sparrow in a grocery store
20.01.2026 21:48 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of a weather app with the city name scribbled out. The current temperature is 2 degrees Fahrenheit; the high for the day is 14 and the low is 0.
Just Fuck Of... 😒
20.01.2026 13:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
A rectangular pound cake on a plate, covered in icing
pound cake I made earlier today... thinking about it again but it's bedtime. I can have more tomorrow. ONE ☝️ piece
16.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had two slices of delicious pound cake but now my tummy hurts 😔
15.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
please let us have this one
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