Saint Sluggo, Your Next President

SINGING: Those who find themselves in the kitchen at night hear the quiet, almost inaudible singing of what sounds like an old woman. She sings in Italian. (SAN loss: 0/1D4.) The song can be recorded. Those who do some

Losing sanity because I heard italian singing (truly lovecraftian)

THERE IS SO MUCH ART IN HUMAN HISTORY

You will NEVER listen to all of the music

You will NEVER watch all of the movies or shows

You will NEVER play All of the Games.

Never. Giving money to shitheads is a choice. Always.

Lmao tomatoanus finishing his Starfield speedrun YEAHHHHHHHH WE DID IT YEAHHHHHHHH THIRTY TWOOOOOO FUCK STARFIELD FUCK YOU THIRTY TWOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHH

C’mon

The rich must be incentivised; the poor must be disciplined.

The political economy of the super-elite in one headline.

Trump on fox news: “I don’t even dook in the toilet anymore. If it’s coming out it’s coming out. Who says it’s gotta be in the toilet?”

Unearthed clip of GWB from 2004: “Where I come from, dook always goes in the toilet.”

Liberal with 600k followers: “Wow, I never thought I’d agree with Bush…”

I’ll wear your granddad’s clothes
I look incredible
I’m in this big-ass coat
In The Twilight Zone

This is the issue. One of them, anyway. The Dems seem to think they’re going g to find some mythical King of Liberal Texans. Oh it’s gonna be Beto, it’s gonna be Allred. Meanwhile, 2/3rds of races in the last election don’t even have a Democrat IN THE RACE TO VOTE FOR. What relationship do you have?

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Didn’t Take Long To Reveal The UK’s Online Safety Act Is Exactly The Privacy-Crushing Failure Everyone Warned About Well, well, well. The “age assurance” part of the UK’s Online Safety Act has finally gone into effect, with its age checking requirements kicking in a week and a half ago. And what do you kno…

UK age verification law stops young sex assault survivors from contacting support agencies. Smokers can't get quitting help. Like education institutes using porn filters that stop nursing students from learning about breast cancer or helping new mothers feed babies
www.techdirt.com/2025/08/04/d...

Ginger Snaps (2000)

I cooked and ate all my black plastic utensils and now I’m unkillable I cannot die

saw a fb post on microplastics cognitive impairment n all the comments were like haha not me i Live 'N Eat Rite™ we r doomed

Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change

Slaughterhouse Cow Frets Over Personal Contributions To Climate Change theonion.com/slaught...

See I’m a big believer in “never ascribe to conspiracy what can be ascribed to incompetence” and I generally think most folks are pretty fuckin… surface level. So like, I just assume folks are being ignorant. But this shit an op.

This is the second time I’ve ever ever heard of this channel and I never say shit like this but this shit is a fukkin op.

Uhm excuse me you living your life and cherishing the bonds you forged with others over years of solidarity and effort are actually super hurtful to me, a gigantic self involved piece of shit who will die alone.

You're a Leftist who can't get laid and I'm out here relishing every genuine human connection I ever made, like some kind of asshole

i'm not from a place with guns so forgive me if there's some cultural reason i'm ignorant of but if someone pointed one at you, why wouldn't you just bend the barrel around so it shoots them instead?

Coming soon from NYTimes Opinion:

Why Does Blue America Look Down On White Working Class American Pedophiles?

I noted it after the fact but Ben Affleck has an uncredited role with one line in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie. He’s the basketball opponent who gives up the ball to a vampire student stunting on him “Take it dude, it’s yours.” Or something very similar.

How I plan on spending my retirement

My cat Sage ( a fluffy brown striped tabby maine coon mix ) with a MyMelody sanrio character hat. His eyes are wide and his tongue is out making his face look very silly

I put a hat on Sage and he started malfunctioning🤣

just saw a 1-star google maps review of a community college that said "i only go to this joke of a college because it's cheap and the professors are good." what ... what else do you want out of a college my guy

Not sure there's a moral to this story. Except maybe...

YOU DON'T VOTE WITH TRUMP WHEN VIRTUALLY YOUR ENTIRE BASE OF SUPPORT CAN'T STAND THE GUY!

I don't see her recovering from this. Expect retirement in 2028.

9/9 END

CC Lemon rules

A “Striking” Trend: After Texas Banned Abortion, More Women Nearly Bled to Death During Miscarriage A new ProPublica data analysis adds to the mounting evidence that abortion bans have made the common experience of first-trimester miscarriage far more dangerous.

More women have nearly bled to death during miscarriage under Texas’ abortion ban.

Experts say the trend paints a troubling picture of the harms of unnecessary delays in care.

“This is striking,” one doctor said. “The trend is very clear.”

new video shows the ICE agent who claimed he was randomly "assaulted" by this 4'11" US citizen on her way to work is shown literally picking her up and carrying her away.

idea, gun that you put a hot dog into and then when you squeeze the trigger it advances the hot dog into your stupid fucking mouth

"Hot Dog Gun"

non-violent resistance cannot succeed against an enemy freely able to use violence

remember kids, invest in bricks and molotovs: