jackie ✨️

I need a crash course in what the fuck is going on

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The dumbest people alive reside on Facebook. Most of my extended family included.

Marjorie Taylor Greene keeps making sense and it's fucking me up not gonna lie

Lucifer has a point

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Today is the day! I made it. All that's left now is my farewell lunch, to which 30 people rsvpd. It's a nice feeling leaving a job after so many years, knowing you left a good impression, that people will miss you, that your contributions did not go unnoticed. My own terms. Dignity in tact.

Something abt matte red lipstick makes you feel like the baddest bitch alive....

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I wish the Schitts Creek theme song wasn't so aggressively loud. I love falling asleep to the show but as soon as those ending credits roll

I was unimpressed with the last season so not too disappointed. Maybe now actual comedies can win awards

Or a Napster virus that crashes your entire computer so bad all you can do is throw it away

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Bridget Moynahan as Chris Meloni's ex wife in his Hulu show?! SHUT YOUR MOUTH

I knew Vic and Christine would make it 😭😭 I love them sm. They have surpassed Lauren and Cameron as my faves. #LoveIsBlind

Brittany you're giving me second-hand embarrassment. Please stand the fuck up omg #LoveIsBlind

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AMBER AND JORDAN!! Had me sweatin for a minute #LoveIsBlind

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

Well Kayce is without question the dullest character in the entire Yellowstone universe so that tracks

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

For the last decade, the only Imminent Threat to the United States has been Donald J. Trump.

They're scrambling hard. Making up excuses for why I'm leaving. Expect me to still train after my last day. I hope it crashes and burns!!!

How come “How are you going to pay for it?” is never asked about endless war?

One week left! One of the dickbags said to me today I heard you're a quitter.

I said damn straight 😁

Hell. Hell is where you go.

“I’m not here to talk about my feelings” is the most Hillary Clinton statement of all time. 😂

Who the fuck did they think they were talking to?

I’m so fucking tired of hearing about Trump every fucking day..

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Exactly! Luckily anyone who matters knows exactly why I'm leaving and they're just making themselves look even worse by trying to control the narrative. They do it every time someone leaves. Couldn't possibly be them. I want so badly to half baked these mfs

Apparently the narcissists are going around telling everyone I'm quitting because I can't handle "the stress of the job" yk the job I've been doing for 19 years and can do with my eyes closed. Got nothing to do w them being giant pieces of shit. Unbelievable, but absolutely tracks.

7 days.

I hate this show so much. Just hearing it on in the background sets me off 😂

Chris might be the biggest shit stain in #LoveIsBlind history which says a lot

8 work days left of my two week notice. When I tell you I haven't felt this light in YEARS. No more listening to coworkers laugh and place bets on how long it's gonna take ICE to detain our own employees. No more staring at stupid fucking MAGA hats. No more getting sexually harassed. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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I never in a million years would've thought the woman playing Carolyn Bessette and the girl from The Wilds were one in the same