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@notkala.bsky.social

attorney | chronically online | big brother obsessed | pop culture enthusiast | expert yapper πŸ¦‹

4,811 Followers  |  907 Following  |  5,793 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024
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Thank you!!! 🫢🏾πŸ₯°

06.12.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@notkala.bsky.social I hope your birthday is as terrific as you!!! πŸ₯³πŸŽ‰πŸ‘πŸŽŠπŸΎπŸ»πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³

06.12.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much Chivon! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

06.12.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@notkala.bsky.social Happiest of birthdays to you, my beautiful friend! πŸŽ‚β€οΈπŸ˜˜

06.12.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh thank you Carey!!! And happy belated birthday to you ❀️❀️❀️❀️

06.12.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a happy birthday card with a penguin and a cake Alt: a happy birthday card with a penguin and a cake

Happy Birthday @notkala.bsky.social
The world better spoil you today!!!
LOVE YOUπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³

06.12.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. He cooked it and then froze it apparently

10.10.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ty ty πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈ

10.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently if you don’t like the taste of protein powder this is somehow better? πŸ₯΄

10.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re not lonely enough

10.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m honored!

10.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao @ derogatory. I’m genuinely horrified is this really what citizens of Denver are like?

10.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of my tweet about Makensy

Screenshot of my tweet about Makensy

I’m late but

10.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly sitting on purple a chair looking at her laptop screen with her hand over her mouth in disgust

Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly sitting on purple a chair looking at her laptop screen with her hand over her mouth in disgust

A crystal light and frozen chicken smoothie in place of a protein shake…. #LoveIsBlind

10.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes but don’t go in watching it in a serious way just think of it as satire 😭 I genuinely feel bad for Edmond but also extremely icked out at the same time

06.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: β€œAnd, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

05.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10560    πŸ” 2210    πŸ’¬ 195    πŸ“Œ 236

This season of Love Is Blind is actually insane wtf did I just watch lmaooo

06.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other Alt: BB27 Ashley dancing

I like the way you think

03.10.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we get hats? Maybe jackets?

03.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From never checking socials to keeping up with multiple platforms daily, we appreciate you making time for us 🀍

03.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And making it about how her heart is broken instead of the actual people she just condemned πŸ™„

03.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used nitter just to see what was happening over there and immediately saw an annoying tweet but then I also saw my old moots dragging the person and now I’m emo 🀧

03.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes if you’re getting jumped on that place it’s unjustified, but sometimes it’s for good reason and maybe he should use that time to reflect instead of jumping from platform to platform looking for a β€œsafe space” idk

03.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so we’re gonna be the place people come to after they get dragged on twitter now. Got it #bbsky

03.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

bring back the art of knowing when to log out

03.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg yay you’re here!! We are so proud of you Ashley 🫢🏾 #bb27

02.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you, they have mutual friends. Phones exist. There are more ways to contact someone and you don’t have to follow people to communicate. Uh oh my grandma doesn’t follow me on instagram I guess I can’t speak to her!

02.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

02.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He said he β€œforgave them both for being homophobic towards him” but doesn’t understand why Morgan can’t forgive him for the things he said (this is his assumption). Apparently Mickey following him back and battling on TikTok means all is forgiven. No follow back is cardinal sin to Jimmy I guess

02.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0