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Ken Burnside

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Game designer @adastragames.com, writer, monkey servant of Theoden Cat, discusser of certain varieties of politics.

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SCRIPTWRITER: So, for the bad guys, I've got a cabal of secretive scientists!

SCIENCE CONSULTANT: Have you ever MET scientists?!

*scriptwriter goes to AAAS meeting*

SCRIPTWRITER: So, for the bad guys, I've got a cabal of secretive Golden Retrievers who are hiding tennis balls...

04.03.2026 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

08.03.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1924    ๐Ÿ” 481    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

I want every court to set extended hours so every DoJ attorney who's still left is standing in court for 15-18 hours per day, 5 days a week, looking increasingly exhausted and worn down.

May every coffee shop in DC share a whisper network to deny them service.

09.03.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want the White House worn down. I want every fucking membver of the Cabinet waking up at 5:30 AM, going "God, I hate my life..." and dragging their asses home at 1:30 AM to get four hours of sleep and deal with this shit again.

09.03.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hate what this country is doing.

I am sincerely, desperately hoping that the oil shock gives us 350 Democrats in the House, and 53-54 in the Senate.

And that the House passes new articles of impeachment every two weeks from January 10th to whenever that fucker is convicted by the Senate.

09.03.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DONโ€™T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step โ€œdesigned for normiesโ€ kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2925    ๐Ÿ” 1830    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I once interviewed an expert on oil consumption that focused on consumers. He said low gas prices are a religion for Americans and they will do absolutely nonsensical things to access them, like drive miles and miles out of their way.

If you wanna lose votes as fast as possible, raise gas prices.

08.03.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1136    ๐Ÿ” 229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Three Pa. men arrested, FBI searches Bucks County home, after violent clash at far-right protest in New York

Emir Balat, 18, of Langhorne, is accused of throwing a homemade bomb toward anti-Muslim protesters near Gracie Mansion in Manhattan Saturday.

09.03.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

She was a widow by 1990 when I left the state. He died a little older than I am now due to not trusting doctors.

He was subsisting off a military pension at the time they got married, had myriad health issues cropping up, and didn't trust doctors...

09.03.2026 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

08.03.2026 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5050    ๐Ÿ” 929    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

FUCKING HELL WE NEED TO FIGHT THIS.

08.03.2026 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Two years later, we had a lawsuit after the school board embezzled the funds to open both schools in town; the school board had been captured by two different churches, and the money spent to fly tent revival preachers up to 'save our souls,' since they were certain the Rapture was coming.

09.03.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My youth pastor getting a 15 year old friend pregnant in the spring semester of her sophomore year, then the church arranging her marriage to a coot in his 50s with a double-wide.

Her son had Pastor Mike's red hair and chin dimples. His wife took their daughters back to the lower 48.

09.03.2026 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2598    ๐Ÿ” 836    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
3D Star Map||Attack Vector

Longtime friend of the company, and the person who redid the Ad Astra Games website in 2014...has updated the Ten Worlds star map for us!

starmap.cuthalion.ca

09.03.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Selling ARCs hurts everyone involved in making the book happen--AND it's a dick move. Please don't be an asshole about us trying to give you fun, free, cool shit.

Don't buy or sell advance reader copies.

08.03.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sheet Music by Sarah May Talbert Keelan : Keelan, Sarah Talbert : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Sarah May Talbert Keelan (1892-1987) was the daughter of William H. and Mary B. Talbert of Buffalo, NY. She studied at the the New England Conservatory of...

In honor of Women's Day, the surviving sheet music of Sarah Talbert (1892-1987), who might be the first published woman composer in Buffalo, NY, or the first published Black composer in Buffalo, or both.
#Buffalo
#BlackHistory
#WomensHistory
#Musicology
๐Ÿ—ƒ๏ธ

archive.org/details/pick...

08.03.2026 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
How Do I Let Go Of The Friends Who Chose My Abusive Ex?

How Do I Let Go Of The Friends Who Chose My Abusive Ex?

Now on Patreon: breakups are bad; friends picking sides after a break up can be worse. But what do you do when your so-called friends choose your abuser over you? And how do you stop loving someone who lied so completely you don't know who he is anymore?

www.patreon.com/post...

08.03.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Wall Street Journal headline noting that oil is now up to $100 a barrel for the first time since 2022

A Wall Street Journal headline noting that oil is now up to $100 a barrel for the first time since 2022

I'm tired of all the winning.

08.03.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder whyโ€ฆ

08.03.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10194    ๐Ÿ” 1695    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 985    ๐Ÿ“Œ 603

Currently, it sucks less than AI vibe coding...

And man, do the people who do AI vibe coding get *defensive* when you ask how many subsidized queries and wasted electricity/water their code consumed, vice actually doing the thinking and architecture themselves...

08.03.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas.
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Wait, I just found some clips online.
That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 1d โ€ข Joined May '23 Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas. O1 cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.c... โ€ข 1d โ€ข Joined Jul '23 @ Bard @2 Cleric have you seen it? 0312 17 โ€ข~... TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Wait, I just found some clips online. That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft. 03

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Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here.
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Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

โ–  TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Oh, fuck. 0 4 91104ๆ—ฅๆ—ฅ. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here. โ€ข 1 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 3h โ€ข Joined May '23 Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

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Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?)
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THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS!
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็›ฎ TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... โ€ข 2h โ€ข Joined May '23 Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?) 031 04 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social โ€ข Joined May '23 THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS! 3:07 PM โ€ข Mar 8, 2026

friends, I have brought you a gift

08.03.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2477    ๐Ÿ” 386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

Required reading. And that's a gift link:
share.inquirer.com/QPxmQY

08.03.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Suburbia is Subsidized: Here's the Math [ST07]
YouTube video by Not Just Bikes Suburbia is Subsidized: Here's the Math [ST07]

WATCH: If you STILL donโ€™t understand how car-dependent suburbia is HEAVILY SUBSIDIZED by downtown and all the urban parts of your city, watch this EXCELLENT video by #NotJustBikes with #Urban3 & @strongtowns.bsky.social. And PLEASE SHARE it as much as possible.

Iโ€™ve sent it to a LOT of politicians.

03.03.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 375    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

That's not cynicism at this point.

In the opening day of the campaign, the US gov't said that Iranian military and police who surrendered wouldn't be prosecuted.

Prosecuted by WHO?

Surrender to WHO?

During an all out bombing campaign of cities.

08.03.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every year in America: 13 million children will go hungry not knowing when their next meal will be. Nearly 700 homeless people will freeze to death & An average of 20 veterans will commit suicide each day due to insufficient health care. Want to make America great again? FIX IT!

08.03.2026 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, if only we'd invested in renewables and electric vehicles as a country, this would make us look thoughtful and strategic.

Oh, wait. We did. Then a bunch of racist twats voted for a Fascist because they didn't like the thought that a Black lady was smarter than them.

08.03.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Us New York Upstaters gotta stick together!

08.03.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that โ€œitโ€™s called Broad daylight because women light up the worldโ€

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that โ€œitโ€™s called Broad daylight because women light up the worldโ€

international womenโ€™s day

08.03.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12001    ๐Ÿ” 3779    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

*hands you a cookie and an orange cat to keep your lap warm*

08.03.2026 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0