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No sé de qué Miguel Ángel Rodríguez estás hablando

07.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tremendo lamebotas Rutte

05.03.2026 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

02.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 4136    🔁 1507    💬 10    📌 19

Hay 2 cosas ciertas en la vida:
-Todos vamos a morir.
-Donde esté Feijoo, ahí no es.

03.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 56    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0

¿Cuántas veces habéis pensado en los últimos años «menos mal que esto nos pilla con el Perro» sin ser vosotres nada del Perro?

03.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 2904    🔁 842    💬 130    📌 97

Os recuerdo una cosita, amig@s: se puede ser bueno (e incluso sobresaliente) EN el trabajo sin vivir PARA el trabajo

01.03.2026 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

23.02.2026 07:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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La ciudadanía de L'Hospitalet da un aprobado raspado a la gestión de David Quirós en su primera valoración como alcalde El barómetro municipal evalúa por primera vez la gestión del edil, que asumió el bastón de mando hace algo más de un año y medio

Probablemente no sea culpa del actual alcalde porque llevamos años cuesta abajo, pero es evidente que la degradación de la ciudad tiene que pasar factura.

www.elperiodico.com/es/barcelona...

21.02.2026 10:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld

Panel 1.
A graveyard: the gravedigger sits on a pile of earth. Hamlet stands before him, holding a skull. 
Hamlet: “Alas, poor  yorick! I knew him, professor Horatio.” 
He tis looking at a lab-coated figure.
Prof. Horatio: “Actually, my analysis suggests this skull belonged to a young woman from the late Neolithic era.”

Panel 2.
Leaving the graveyard
Hamlet: “Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.”
Prof. Horatio: “What’s that, my lord?”
Hamlet (angrily): “Dost thou have to spoil everything.”

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld Panel 1. A graveyard: the gravedigger sits on a pile of earth. Hamlet stands before him, holding a skull. Hamlet: “Alas, poor yorick! I knew him, professor Horatio.” He tis looking at a lab-coated figure. Prof. Horatio: “Actually, my analysis suggests this skull belonged to a young woman from the late Neolithic era.” Panel 2. Leaving the graveyard Hamlet: “Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.” Prof. Horatio: “What’s that, my lord?” Hamlet (angrily): “Dost thou have to spoil everything.”

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld

A large Regency house. Two sisters named Emilia and Charlotte talk on an upper floor.
"Mister Blackwell has come to call again." says Emilia as she looks out of the window "Oh, how I despise his uncouth manners and electric bicycle!"

Charlotte says "Sister, you will end up a spinster if you insist on a historically accurate suitor." 
and continues "The romance novel has changed, Emilia, and so must we."

Emilia replies "Easy for you to say. You are engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!"

They are walking through the house.

Charlotte says "Look at Cousin Lucy: She is quite plain, yet made a most advantageous match with the dragon queen of nalthrax."

"True." says Emilia opening the door.

The tall, solid figure of Mister Blackwell stands at the door wearing a top hat and tailcoat:
"Ladies, I triumphed In my ice hockey match and won ten thousand a year in sponsorship! Miss Emilia, will you be my bride?" he is holding a hockey stick.

Emilia swoons into Charlotte's arms.

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld A large Regency house. Two sisters named Emilia and Charlotte talk on an upper floor. "Mister Blackwell has come to call again." says Emilia as she looks out of the window "Oh, how I despise his uncouth manners and electric bicycle!" Charlotte says "Sister, you will end up a spinster if you insist on a historically accurate suitor." and continues "The romance novel has changed, Emilia, and so must we." Emilia replies "Easy for you to say. You are engaged to the richest werewolf in the county!" They are walking through the house. Charlotte says "Look at Cousin Lucy: She is quite plain, yet made a most advantageous match with the dragon queen of nalthrax." "True." says Emilia opening the door. The tall, solid figure of Mister Blackwell stands at the door wearing a top hat and tailcoat: "Ladies, I triumphed In my ice hockey match and won ten thousand a year in sponsorship! Miss Emilia, will you be my bride?" he is holding a hockey stick. Emilia swoons into Charlotte's arms.

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld

Panel 1: Some social scientists 
(five stick figure portraits of scientists)
Economist 
Archaeologist 
Geographer 
Psychologist 
Anthropologist 

Panel 2: Some antisocial scientists 
(five stick figures scuttling out of the panel)
Introverted Astronomer 
Solitary Mathematician 
Reclusive Biologist 
Misanthropic Chemist 
Withdrawn Physicist

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld Panel 1: Some social scientists (five stick figure portraits of scientists) Economist Archaeologist Geographer Psychologist Anthropologist Panel 2: Some antisocial scientists (five stick figures scuttling out of the panel) Introverted Astronomer Solitary Mathematician Reclusive Biologist Misanthropic Chemist Withdrawn Physicist

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld

Panel One: A sportscaster speaks to a television camera
"You join us just in time for the annual booksellers versus librarians tug of war."

Panel Two: We see the participants warming up as he continues...
"Two very strong teams this year, they’ve both been in training since February. As always, the real skill in this match is not to start chatting about boo-"

Panel Three: 
"Too late!! 
A pair of librarians are discussing the new Margaret Atwood! 
A crowd is forming! 
The booksellers are joining in! 
It's all over!!"
We see all the participants chatting.

Panel Four: The sportscaster finishes up to the camera:
"The rope lies untouched! 
The discussions continue! 
We have a draw for 325th year in a row! 
Join us again next year!"

End.

The original ink drawing of a cartoon by Tom Gauld Panel One: A sportscaster speaks to a television camera "You join us just in time for the annual booksellers versus librarians tug of war." Panel Two: We see the participants warming up as he continues... "Two very strong teams this year, they’ve both been in training since February. As always, the real skill in this match is not to start chatting about boo-" Panel Three: "Too late!! A pair of librarians are discussing the new Margaret Atwood! A crowd is forming! The booksellers are joining in! It's all over!!" We see all the participants chatting. Panel Four: The sportscaster finishes up to the camera: "The rope lies untouched! The discussions continue! We have a draw for 325th year in a row! Join us again next year!" End.

I've put a few original drawings from recent cartoons up for sale on my website: www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale

19.02.2026 13:26 — 👍 260    🔁 60    💬 1    📌 3

Yo en mi Air antiguo de 2013 estuve actualizando hasta que lo vendí (2022) con estas técnicas y de problemas de rendimiento, ni uno.

18.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We’re a small indie studio and we want to spend 100% of our time finishing our game, not chasing wishlists on social media.

If you like supporting indie devs, can you help us reach 7,000 wishlists? RT 🙏🎮

#indiedev #indiegames #cozygames #papercraft

13.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 66    🔁 62    💬 1    📌 5

El acorazado Potemkin

15.02.2026 13:01 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Porque Microsoft se ha dado cuenta que si conectas Copilot al Onedrive corporativo, le puedes pedir que te resuma los documentos que tu no puedes abrir pero EL SI.

NO ME DIGAIS QUE NO MOLA.

15.02.2026 08:41 — 👍 47    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

Yo fui a Alemania el año pasado y pude tramitarle el distintivo a mi coche con matrícula española. Lo mismo en Francia. Algo no están haciendo bien la DGT y los ayuntamientos.

15.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Facebook son todo bots, así que cuando Skynet despierte estás jodido

14.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Frau Klum y Herr Wolf del Duolingo son la señora Conejo de Peppa Pig: tienen todas las profesiones habidas y por haber.

14.02.2026 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tampoco mi rollo el amigo Robbins

14.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

¿Home Assistant? Porque me interesa por... COSAS

13.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No le compréis cosas a gente asquerosa

10.02.2026 12:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Book cover of MOONCOP by Tom Gauld. A space-suited figure looks out across the empty moonscape towards the earth rising over the horizon.

Book cover of MOONCOP by Tom Gauld. A space-suited figure looks out across the empty moonscape towards the earth rising over the horizon.

My graphic novel MOONCOP will be out in paperback from @DandQ in the autumn. Details here:
www.drawnandquarterly.com/books/mooncop-paperback/

09.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 421    🔁 68    💬 8    📌 5
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Cobrar 1.400 euros y vivir en el coche: la historia de José Antonio y Nuria, vecinos de Sabadell tras perder su piso

Cobrar 1.400 euros y vivir en el coche: la historia de José Antonio y Nuria, vecinos de Sabadell tras perder su piso

09.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Me acaba de llegar el correo. Pero no tienen vergüenza ninguna, ni el autor ni la pseudoeditorial.

05.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Pedro F. Medina (AEPV): "El libro debe desacelerar; tenemos que defender y valorar nuestro fondo de catálogo" El presidente de la Associació d'Editorials del País Valencià (AEPV) analiza el presente y futuro del sector

"El libro debe desacelerar; tenemos que defender y valorar nuestro fondo de catálogo".

💪Siempre en el equipo de @studiokat.bsky.social
valenciaplaza.com/libros-comic...

04.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 31    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 3
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De los primeros 🙋

30.01.2026 14:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pica -Pica - Viajar en Tren (Videoclip oficial)
YouTube video by Pica-Pica Oficial Pica -Pica - Viajar en Tren (Videoclip oficial)

youtu.be/XJK3A8VGWp0?...

29.01.2026 13:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Llevan esas comissions colgadas en la pared años y me acabo de dar cuenta de la gracieta

29.01.2026 12:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cuestión de Bustos

29.01.2026 12:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Soul Asylum - Runaway Train (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by SoulAsylumVEVO Soul Asylum - Runaway Train (Official HD Video)

youtu.be/NRtvqT_wMeY?...

27.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pot ser que falti Runaway Train?

27.01.2026 21:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0