Dave

They're ok, but they'd look much better in a little heap on the floor next to my bed.

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If there are truly these millions of horrible people living in California, how in the hell do they manage to not all kill each other every day? If it was truly that bad, you would think we would be hearing about the hundreds or thousands of murders, rapes, and other heinous crimes every day.

Yeah, you're pretty well packed.

PRIDE

You're gonna have to give her time to write and record it. She's a strategic thinker. It would be released on his birthday right at the beginning of his "look at me" parade.

Damn, that is so hot!

He has an idea in his head, and his advisors just parrot back his own words to him to keep him happy.

Might save a life.

Hi there!

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This is no dig on you, but you would look ridiculous in one of my shirts.

Omg, I wish!

One couple? Among tens of thousands? Sit down and shut up.

That would definitely make me jump in the shower.

I've got the day off, and technically, I don't have to work tomorrow.

Yes!

Ponytail is super cute on you