deep left field

he’s THREE????

Celeste Pizza For One, a humble meal for the proletarian depressive

Twin Peaks logo font over the road into town saying April 1805 Napoleon is now master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him: Oceans are now battlefields

my grandma died yesterday and we just found out that the quote she wants on her gravestone is from Dante’s Inferno

it’s SO GOOD, also a huge fan of the layup black cherry lemonades!

have you had their 2:1 cider???

just saw a tik tok edit of neil mysterious skin set to 500 miles by peter paul and mary and I do not remember the last time I saw something so upsetting that i started crying and almost threw up at the same time

one of the many fun things about being clinically insane is I’m planning on reading Don Quixote this year because the “sane madman, wise fool” dynamic reminds me of winnix

IN MEMORIAM (2023)

Flushing becoming a DR satellite state genuinely rules

who would’ve guessed that replacing a good chunk of my screen time with reading real books would make me feel better lmao

she and dana should scissor imo

help me stepfluencer im stuck in a window recess

gospel reading tomorrow is about turning the other cheek and loving those who hate you but I’m sorry, I will never be a good enough Christian to be able to love NFL refs. throw those motherfuckers over a cliff!!!!

for the past week or so I’ve been so tired all the time that I’m convinced I’m dying (my mother is calling this a “side effect” of “clinical depression”) and I’m looking forward to gulping down an edible and some zzzquil within the hour (it is currently 8:08 pm ET)

next year for yuletide I need to request pretty in pink andie/steff fic

i have wondered what would happen when they started shooting white women dead in the streets and i guess we're about to find out

happy new year and let’s go mets

every few years I remember the names of the cool seniors I was obsessed with as a freshman who all ran the high school TV station and it seems like at this point through fb stalking they’re all communists or have transitioned or both

With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

have suspected for a while that I’m going completely gray at the temples and my mother confirmed that for me this weekend when I asked her to look 👍

One Zofran After Another

I LOVE THE METS, BEING GAY, AND NEW YORK CITY BABYYYYY!!!

me and my cadre of dastardly m/m shippers are going to ruin healthy male platonic bonds for everyone

watching Liberty’s Kids while I knit and I forgot how much this show rules. freed black man adopts two white teenage orphans with Oppositional Defiant Disorder, pseudo-fosters a mouthy proto-woke teen girl. Walter Cronkite as Benjamin Franklin speaking in riddles. perfection

A table piled high with skeins of yarn.

Hi guys!! I am going to be putting together some bundles from this dragon hoard to raise food bank money. A lot of them are rare and no longer available. 💕
I’ll take some bundle pics for the thread. Send me a food bank donation receipt of $25 or more and I’ll pack one off to you!

the Mets will slay the Dodgers, win the World Series, and become America’s—and Canada’s—team inshallah

I generally don’t get horrible mood swings over nothing anymore but who knew a Wool and the Gang baby blanket kit could send me down that path