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Michael Hampton

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Former yarn maker, former Montanan, current Vermonter, future emigrant. TKGA Master Knitter and doer of many ridiculous things. 🧶

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11.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m only 60, but it took 3 days of bed rest for my abs to recover from watching your last special. I’m afraid you’ll kill me before I get a chance to collect social security!

11.01.2026 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You could get a brand collaboration with Sherwin-Williams!

21.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the US is $38 trillion in debt. What a coincidence.

06.10.2025 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cartoon kissing?

02.10.2025 06:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As the saying goes, “Fuck that dumb Ho.”

18.08.2025 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a reminder that he’s not in office right now.

11.08.2025 12:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You must mean Lesley Ann because Elizabeth hasn’t exactly stormed the Bastille in her 13 years as a senator.

11.08.2025 12:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s neither an office-holder nor a candidate at this moment. What are the other three DOING about Gaza and trans kids with the power the have right now?

11.08.2025 12:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is this what you consider “reporting?”

11.08.2025 11:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tell us some goods things about someone who you might support as a candidate instead of shitting on Pete. What does your person stand for?

11.08.2025 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

“He tried to tease it but he just pissed it off!”

27.07.2025 20:01 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Easy. Get Mexico to pay for it.

26.06.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if they thought about getting Mexico to pay for it.

26.06.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Article talks about 2020-2024. That’s Biden administration. Don’t get me wrong, I anxiously await the last gasp of the current regime, but it’s not new.

26.06.2025 01:29 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And you’re still approving his nominees. WHY?

17.06.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And today you voted to approve Trump’s nominee for Assistant Secretary of HHS. One of only 5 democrats to do so. Please explain yourself.

17.06.2025 21:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can the governor deploy the national guard to protect the protestors? That would be epic.

07.06.2025 23:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why the hell does Trump need to be there? He’s utterly useless. Send Macron instead.

02.06.2025 22:38 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

4,240 according to the Defense Department.

08.05.2025 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not to be kink-shaming him, but “does his own makeup” is not a phrase usually associated with US Defense Secretaries.

23.04.2025 20:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TWO. In the entire state. Do you have the Trans Derangement Syndrome I’ve been reading about?

12.03.2025 11:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Wake Up Tutorials: If you stay in bed, you don’t have to get in bed!”

08.03.2025 10:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I knew I was saving this postcard for a reason.

01.03.2025 11:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YOU!

27.02.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They paid Beyoncé’s production company $165K, not $10m from what I read. Where did you get the $10m number?

26.02.2025 11:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes! Well done as always!! 🧶🔥

17.02.2025 00:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastic!

11.02.2025 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What government program is handing out housing to undocumented workers?

28.01.2025 12:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! It’s toasty warm for sure.

15.12.2024 15:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0