Stacey

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

I’m just tickled they used a photo of him sleeping and spun as him praying 😂

And look at all the gold crap too!

Yeah my out of pocket difference I pay after my work pays my premium will go from ~$85/month to $110/month. For just me.

They started by DOGE coming in and randomly taking out pieces of Government like it was a Jenga tower.

Know how a Jenga game always ends?

Always.

“Mother says I can’t go with you because you’re a jezebel”

Hi! Many things are bad you can still have a great day. Try to plan something fun offline like a walk outside, picking up a favorite pastry, going to a local farmer's market or a nap. You still deserve joy and time to rest and recover.

Probably also reminds him where he is, since his brain is mush.

Photos: White House East Wing Demolished For Trump’s Ballroom The privately funded ballroom will be approximately 90,000 square feet, much larger than the White House itself.

Thinking a lot recently about the outrage over Lizzo playing James Madison's flute

This, 100%

there aren’t a lot of purely good things on the internet but “you have to share Tom Holland doing Umbrella” is one of them

luigi mangione courtroom sketch and real life comparison

you’re doing my man all wrong

FBI Deputy Director breaks down on Fox: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, you know, my wife is struggling... I stare at these four walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but l mean, separated. And it's hard."

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

big tech hasn't come up with anything paradigm-shifting and useful since the smartphone in 2008 and I'm tired of all the shit they keep shoving down our throats trying to recapture that high

I’m bringing buffalo chicken dip, chips, Uno, Yahtzee, and the soundtrack to KPop Demon Hunters.

could we all just agree to keep acting like he's dead from now on, no matter what, can we Sixth Sense him please

My "mom and pop" landlord just bought a second home on Cape Cod.They're doing just fine.

Tom Clancy’s Babysitter’s Little Sister.

KABAS: You mentioned Governor Newsom, your state's governor. He's been in the spotlight lately for his social media posts trolling Trump. But he's also podcasted with far right media figures in the very recent past, and he's shown a willingness to throw trans people under the bus to achieve his greater aims. And so I'm really curious to know what you think of his leadership? KLUWE: So Governor Newsom, his leadership is interesting in that he's very clearly a political creature. And he's going to do what he feels is best from a polling perspective, not necessarily what's best from a, ‘oh, this is my moral compass,’ or, ‘this is my line in the sand.’ I think it's pretty clear that he's going to be running, or considering a presidential run, and while I appreciate the fact that Gavin Newsom is fighting back right now and on our side, due to his constant attacks on the trans community and his willingness to host far right figures, I don't think he's worthy presidential material. And I don't think it's appropriate for him to present himself that way, unless he did a lot of work to make up for what he's done in the past. I don't blame any trans person that refuses to vote for Gavin Newsom because he's showing people he will throw them under the bus. And as a democracy, we can't be willing to sacrifice other people. Like if you're willing to sacrifice another group, no matter how small that group is, you're not a democracy. You're some other form of government. Because when circumstances change, then that means you'll sacrifice another group, and basically at that point you're the same as Trump. You're just wearing a different hat.

Chris Kluwe on Gavin Newsom and his treatment of the trans community:

www.thehandbasket.co/p/chris-kluw...

sorry folks we cant turn off the teen suicide encouragement bot, just too many billionaires who invested an insignificant amount of their fortune into it and that would make them upset

“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.”

"Okay I get that," Meg whispered back, "but I've been angry for over a decade straight and my arteries are basically solid carbon fiber at this point. Do I ever get a freakin' break?"

My fellow white ladies, you have GOT to fucking internalize that if YOU would be upset if some strange dude did it to you YOU DO NOT GET TO DO IT TO A DUDE

It does NOT FUCKING MATTER what he looks like or how he’s dressed!

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

MAGA: “You know Bill Clinton is on that list too!” DEM: “hehehe yeah release the list!!!”