Destroy the machines, Morgan Freeman.
12.11.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@theactualdevil.bsky.social
Opinions are those of the man that lives in my walls My politics are that I should be installed as Immortal God Emperor of the Earth and granted Dangerous Mind Powers My God is KOS-MOS He/Him
Destroy the machines, Morgan Freeman.
12.11.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
11.11.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 9124 ๐ 2529 ๐ฌ 75 ๐ 104Next try, for sure!
#gogogris
Sexiest anime character alive vs weird elf creature.
12.11.2025 02:28 โ ๐ 155 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Frankenstein. Oscar Isaac (as Victor Frankenstein) looking at a really weird room
Frankenstein (2025)
Hell yeah! Let's do it, Guillermo del Toro!
[repost] she knows exactly what it says
11.11.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 417 ๐ 102 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Poster for Apocalypse Hotel featuring all the main characters (except Environment Checker Robot for some reason) outside of the hotel, welcoming you as a guest. Please don't take off your space suit, you will die.
Apocalypse Hotel (2025)
Thank you, Horse Girl Gambling Game
This is already one of my favorite things I've watched
Would recommend staying at this hotel, just don't breath the air
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6 panel comic P1: An impossibly buff Garfield knockoff (with distressingly visible nipples) towers over Jon, who is cat-sized, and lying on all fours on a table surface. P2: Same, only now Buffield points at Jon with their right hand, and reaches for him with their left. They boom: "HUMAN" P3: Brofield lays their left hand on Jon's back with such force, the latter begins to deform. Masculinifield demands: "I PET YOU. INITIATE THAT SOUND WHICH PLEASES ME SO" P4: Crushing Jon even further, The Garf lowers their head menacingly to stare at their quarry. P5: Closeup on a panicked looking and sweating Jon, as he starts shakily singing the chorus from "Hero" by Chad Kroeger. P6: As Jon continues belting out that absolute tune from off-panel, we go to a closeup of Garry Field, their face dramatically underlit. They let out a satisfied "bueno"
10.11.2025 16:23 โ ๐ 540 ๐ 118 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 5The vault was raided and spread to the four winds before the people behind new GI could even begin negotiating the purchase of the name and website domain and all that non-physical biz ๐
10.11.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0HAPPY SMILING SUNDAY EVERYONE!! #smilingfriends #smile #Sunday
10.11.2025 01:23 โ ๐ 84 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Dandadan Night Light - Turbo Granny - Preorder Still Available at the link below!
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#Dandadan
Hop in dude.
09.11.2025 12:54 โ ๐ 918 ๐ 342 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 17I made a โhow do you do, fellow kids?โ joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So โhow do you do, fellow kids?โ is now an example of โhow do you do, fellow kids?โ
Man, I love Kamen Rider Faiz. It's got some great dramatic moments.
09.11.2025 05:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Man, I love Kamen Rider Faiz. It's got some great dramatic moments.
09.11.2025 05:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A Shohei Ohtani picturebook defeated Rika Tatsumi to become the 1,780th #ddtpro Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion. That guyโs on a serious roll. #tjpw
08.11.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2it's comin up
it's comin up
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AI generated content disclosure via Arc Raider's Steam page: The developers describe how their game uses AI Generated Content like this: During the development process, we may use procedural- and AI-based tools to assist with content creation. In all such cases, the final product reflects the creativity and expression of our own development team.
Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.
They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
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Closest thing is this Defector Article. I don't know if they'll update it, if someone does actually bail
defector.com/lets-check-i...
Love Jungle Man Jack Perry's new hyper fixation on making knives to gift to people. The Metal Work Craftsmanship thing fits his I'm A Badass Now Scape Goat lifestyle, but it's also the idea of a knife being a good gift really harkens back to his childhood being raised by Jungle Beasts.
07.11.2025 17:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed
07.11.2025 13:54 โ ๐ 694 ๐ 332 ๐ฌ 18 ๐ 12Hard Boiled. Chow Yun-Fat with shotgun and baby.
Hard Boiled (1992)
Been seeing clips of them two dudes killing all those people as they make their way down a hallway, had no idea how absolutely out of control the situation was in the rest of that building. Good shit.
*innocuous scene
06.11.2025 21:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watching a movie you've seen clips of for years, and then there's an innocuous where the characters enter the location every single one of those clips took place. Ha ha, they're in danger.
06.11.2025 20:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
05.11.2025 19:18 โ ๐ 1232 ๐ 284 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 17Screenshots from My Dinner With Andre. Wallace Shawn, a balding white man looking as tired as a human has ever looked, walks a graffiti-strewn subway platform and thinks, "When I was young, all I thought about was art and music. Now I'm 36 and all i think about is cow tools."
average bluesky poster
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