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Not the ROTC Cannon Crew 😩

“Ezra Klein just wants to produce his politics-as-ASMR podcast, purring into a thousand-dollar cardioid microphone about the dangers of proceduralism.” ☠️☠️☠️

Same as always. No major changes and that’s a very good thing. What do you do on here?

Rest in power, queen.

Woke up to 18 notifications on here. This place is ALIVE.

Hey I know you 😭

Honestly, I’m kinda looking for niche right now. Sounds perfect. LOL.

Luuuuuuuuuuuke. How are you, man?

Can anyone tag a few of your favorite follows on here for me?

You should! LOL. Same for me, man. Every day I’m convinced shit can’t get worse and then it does. Family’s all good. Weird time to be alive.

I’m glad you’re on here, Broc.

Busy as Hell. Isn't Brandeis where Nick Pollack went to school?

Holy shit I posted on BlueSky and people I know are responding! What's good, Jon?

PLAY BY PLAY? That's exciting. Which sport(s)? Do you still have multiple side gigs going on? I remember you working for the Song Meanings site for a while, right?

SHELL!

Luckily fantasy baseball is only a hobby for me and not my entire identity, LOL. What's there to do around here? How do you use it?

step 1: add noticeable amounts of uranium-235 to coke
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step 5: profit?

I don't necessarily care about the fantasy baseball engagement from everyday fans, but I do desperately need the beat writers and lineup-posting accounts to show up in droves before I can ever fully cut off Twitter. Who knows if that ever happens...

Already worth it to hear from you, Dan. It's been awhile. What have you been up to?

Time for my periodic check-in. Is this place thriving enough to warrant spending hours on it? What's the vibe?

Silent all this time just to come up with this "Both Sides" Friday dump lol

Still getting PTSD from the several adds and drops of Davis Schneider last year.

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Will this be the year Pivetta's ERA doesn't start with a 4?

Hell is real

My pleasure, big dog.

This excerpt from FT's recent Big Read "The art of dealing with Donald Trump" is killing me

He wants to have his name attached to a huge land grab for the rest of time. Helping out his rich friends is good for business but doesn’t give him the historical cache he wants so badly.

No lies detected

Good ass pick

Extremely underrated actor: