mia

the corn accounts already found me

kurtis on blue sky yeeees

viagogo is like a toxic ex that i keep going back to because wdym they fucked me over twice and i’m still on viagogo looking at sabrina carpenter tickets

im soooo remember when coded. like i could have walked down a road once w someone and if we go down it again ill be like “REMEMBER WHEN WE”

we need blizzy mcguire on blue sky

i feel like all the chronically online people packed up and relocated

no tears left to cry deserves to be in a museum it was a cultural reset i don’t think i’ve ever been as happy as i was when she dropped it

a place where we can shit on elon in peace 🙌🏻

i feel like a millennial joining tiktok for the first time

this app is an opportunity to plagiarize popular tweets and be the first one to say it omg so many options what do i pick

okay where are the funny chronically online gay people to follow