PanMyHandleGuy185

You can’t be cute, have a big dick, and a fat ass Ayce. It’s just not fair

Oh I always plan on more

It will cost you one smooch in return

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IM FINALLY FREE!!!

Now I just have to drive to Arkansas

She looks too good to eat

Pleasure doing business with you

Like a wall wall, or someone’s walls

I’d say expect there to be a knock at your door later

3 poses is all I need to swoon and become obsessed all over again over a man in my phone

Kinda sus. Conspiracy theory is that it’s two separate people that look alike

The way bloomf switches between his main and alt in the matter of minutes to respond to something needs to be studied

Both

However idk what part of Arkansas you might be in 😅

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I have an hour and a half left and I can see the light at the end of the tunnel

Only if I can get a whiff of yours in return

I’ll be there tn actually 🫡

You mean their Christmas gift isn’t your radiating presence in their lives?

Ahahahahahahahah you’re so funny

Pinky swear!

Idk clothes can be expensive sometimes

Let me get my chapstick and I’ll be over

I got dibs on going first!

Unfortunately I can’t just give a small little smooch because it will turn into a heavy make out session that ends with ripped clothing and both of us out of breath covered in sweat.

Okay but that’s a different kind of useful

All you have to do is look at me then I’m sat

Ughhhhh

But like……it’s confirmed it might happen?????

I’m getting ready to delete a bunch from my camera roll cause I don’t have enough storage space. I mostly just steal them from other people over time

It’s not the same thoooooo

Where are we at with self driving cars? Because I really just want to beat my meat to all the beautiful butts on my feed after work instead of driving and paying attention to where I’m going