America’s #1 Rose Maddox Stan

The past is a foreign country indeed.

Should’ve visited in the summer. Skills issue

the iconic six-panel format of Dinosaur Comics, except that panels have been removed and rearranged so that it actually resembles the four-panel format of loss.jpg

the best edit I've done on my own is probably this one.

I think this might still be my favourite of all the stupid edits, memes, or gags I've outright robbed.

When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding

Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

I cannot forgive you because I am here to exalt you.

Glorious Godfrey as drawn by Jack Kirby speaking the introduction to Madness' "One Step Beyond."

Please forgive me...I'd already started on this:

Been thinking about this and I think mine is “Them Belly Full (But We Hungry)” but it’s a tough call.

I can’t tell? If so it’s an in-law situation.

Two page Kirby Happyland spread. It’s an evil amusement park where children can see the suffering but adults cannot.

HEY KIDS! DON’T WATCH THAT! WATCH THIS!

No! But I am watching the Golden Girls, so I see Susan Palladino a lot.

If you have to use the dictionary definition to prove your point, it’s a tedious argument. To paraphrase Dan McClellan, there’s no way to define “furniture” that doesn’t technically include things that aren’t furniture by that rubric, because we don’t learn language via dictionaries.

yeah, remember what one of afghanistan’s larger crops was? and then what was the timeline of the opioid overprescribing crisis? then the pendulum swinging back harder driving people into illicit markets?

btw, who are we blaming nowadays for u.s. addiction issues?

The Chad Costco and the Virgin Target

The problem is the discourse sucks but the one indisputable fact is that Die Hard is an AWESOME movie.

Jerry Reed’s first album is so weird, because it’s a handful if what you’d expect, a few more Nashville Sound-adjacent pop-country leaning things (Chet Atkins produced it, I think) and a few “maybe I can get that Lee Hazelwood money” songs.

Amy Sherman-Palladino but it’s the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo.

Kind of annoyed that I suddenly started singing this.

Capitalism has really evolved into an entire ideology that ignores centuries old wisdom in favor of the quickest buck imaginable

I know that Anti-Life make you nervous
But I tell you I can't live in service
Of Darkseid; I who was traded for a purpose
Scotty can't Free

It’s almost astonishing how they were the universal shorthand for learning information quickly a few years ago and they’re shitting it down their legs because they think they can get more eggs by killing the goose.

I deeply appreciate this one.

I want to be angry. I do.

Thinking about Christmas presents? Maybe you want to get a book of little paper figures from a classic work of literature for the reader in your life!
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I’m genuinely shocked to learn that. I just assumed…

I have definitely watched a replay of the Sandberg game while I was exhausted and gotten so caught up I was worried the Cubs might lose.

I believe I could make a good living gambling. And unlike other people I wouldn't get addicted to it and lose everything. That's key

Republicans spent decades losing attempts to overturn everything good that has happened in the past 70 years and it gave them a loyal base that trusted they would be evil when it counted.

Good god the point isn’t that it will succeed. It is to get on the record that you actually stand for something and help reach people that rightfully think you are all a bunch of do nothing quisling losers.

These idiots could run a 7-11 with no competition in a 50 mile radius into the ground.