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Chart showing the relationship between gasoline futures prices (advanced 2w) and national average gasoline prices

Attacking Iran looks like it will cost US consumers about 40 cents/gallon.

This is just correct in the age of hybrid work. Not even a little controversial.

“A part time driver” put some respect on Bread’s name!

The third rule for offensive linemen

Played baseball until I was 14. After losing the 9-10 championship series in playground ball, our coach referred to us as his “12 little f****ts” during our last take-a-knee sesh. If you don’t have playground ball nearby, travel ball costs an arm and a leg to do. We’re doing it wrong over here.

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America

or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

Does anyone know how far curlers have to slide the rock in these events. Could someone compare it to the size of the area of play of a popular American professional sport by chance?

We had the DJ replay the intro until we could get all the beers organized, make two circles etc.

We played Thunderstruck at my wedding and it was electric, all the guests loved it including those who had lived sheltered lives up until that point

He finally bowed to the Paul God

Ay caramba

At least the Maple Leafs would have a built-in excuse.

Why is Jeffrey Epstein in a Super Bowl commercial selling me Nerds gummies

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Need a screen grab of those coaches/trainers tracking their progress by telescope

Big FOX baby like it’s 2002

Dawg this game is absolute cinema

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http​:​//​www​.​cnn​.​com​/​live

Except for in FM when you’re three games away from securing European football and you tell the lads there’s no pressure on them.

Are you on fucking crack?

I saw about five penalties on that play but I don’t even care

Yo what the fuck

This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He’s focused. He’s having fun. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a dark horse for the Heisman.

Currently

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Mullins miss

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

Paul Davis? The lawyer who was at the capitol riot on January 6?

Me to my dog after passing a diesel truck and three other dogs on a walk

Nick Markakis may not be a Hall of Famer in real life but he will always be a Hall of Famer in my heart for the time he took strike one

god I miss Remy and Orsillo