Megamind Incorrect Quotes!

15 years ago we saw our spec script come to life. This happened five years after we wrote it and everyone passed. DON’T GIVE UP. Sometimes it takes time to find the people who believe in your story as much as you do. Happy Anniversary, #Megamind

Roxanne: You could've died, Megs!

Megamind: The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Nighty Knight: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *throwing water bottles*
Behemoth: Uh, what's up with him?
Lady Doppler: He's trying to yell mental wellbeing into us.
Nighty Knight: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Pierre, crying: its working

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Machiavillain: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

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Machiavillain: Once in the fifth grade this kid called me a 'homo' and I thought it meant homeless.

Machiavillain: And I was so confused I said "But Jeremy you've been to my house"

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Megamind: So. I'm in love.

Chum: In love?

Megamind: With Machiavillain.

Chum: Machiavillain?

Megamind: Yes. Thoughts?

Chum: And prayers. You're going to need them.

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Nighty Knight: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Pierre: It was autocorrect.

Nighty Knight: So, autocorrect wrote "You're so hot please step on me"?

Pierre: Yes

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Machiavillain: Fuck you

Megamind: Is that an insult or a to do list?

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Machiavillain: I don't identify as 'male' or 'female'. I identify as a warning

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Doppler: Oh good, you're not busy.
Pierre, applying his mime makeup: Actually, Gail... *turns his head to face her* I am busy...!
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Machiavillain: Contrary to popular belief, I do not approve of senseless violence. I only approve of very sensible and rational violence, which is all the violence that my buddies and I specifically commit

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Megamind: Everyone over 5'5 doesn't deserve happiness

Machiavillain: What??? Didn't hear you all the way down there??? Do you need a ladder?? I can get you a ladder

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Megamind: I will not even hesitate to strangle you on Monday.

Machiavillain: Can you even reach my neck?

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Megamind: 'Self-destructive is a bit too harsh..

Megamind: I prefer to frame it as 'Constructive for everyone other than myself'.

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Behemoth: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's just fucked up. You know I'm dumb as hell. Like come on.

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Nighty Knight: Crushes are the worst.

Pierre: For real, whenever I'm near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.

Nighty Knight: You're always acting stupid.

Pierre: Yeah don't think about it too much.

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Megamind: I'm so happy that two of my favourite people are getting along now!

Chum: Uh, Roxanne and Machiavillain are not getting along.

Megamind: Well, they're not trying to kill each other.

Chum: You may have a point.

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Dude Monkey: Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips

Machiavillain: Yeah?? And what of it?? My hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

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Machiavillain: I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Metro Man: Most importantly, the Mayor's orders were "Only Misdemeanours, Weiners".

Megamind: Why do you follow people's directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window?

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Machiavillain: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Machiavillain: Ha, just kidding!

Machiavillain: I have killed several people

Machiavillain: :3

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Pierre Pressure: *exists*

Nighty Knight: Ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Lady Doppler: Well, you don't have to.

Nighty Knight: Nah, I'm gonna.

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Nighty Knight: Truth or dare?

Pierre: Truth.

Nighty Knight: I dare you to come over here and kiss me!

Pierre: *Getting up* Alright.

Behemoth: …But he didn’t even choose dare?

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Behemoth: Change is inedible.

Lady Doppler: Don’t you mean ‘inevitable’?

Behemoth: *spits out a bunch of pennies* I do not.

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Pierre: I’m incredibly fast at maths.

Nighty Knight: Alright, what’s 30 x 17?

Pierre: 47.

Nighty Knight: That’s not even close.

Pierre: But it was fast!

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Roxanne: Is something burning?

Megamind: Just my love for you!

Roxanne: The toaster is on fire.

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Behemoth: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?

Pierre: Strong.

Nighty Knight: Weak.

Lady Doppler: An idiot, is what you are.

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Roxanne: What’s the most efficient way to burn calories?

Metro Man: Exercise more!

Megamind: Se yourself on fire.

Roxanne: There are two kinds of people.

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P5
Machiavillain to Polly-227: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war painting their faces and a pig head on a stick. *turns to look look the group and smirks* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

P4
Evil Chum: Okay, okay! Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mach.
Machiavillain: No! Who broke it?!
Behemoth: Machiavillain... Nighty's been awfully quiet.
Nighty Knight: Really?
Behemoth: Yeah, really!
[Everyone starts yelling and arguing]