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Bloor Gator

@bloorgator.bsky.social

Father, lawyer, Gator, and lover of college football.

189 Followers  |  206 Following  |  425 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023
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HELL YEAH!! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ…πŸ…πŸ…

22.02.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

18.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hockey should probably be a controlled substance

22.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 851    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13

USA! USA! πŸ₯‡ πŸ’ in overtime!

19.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped

16.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2999    πŸ” 522    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 19

Too good not to share

13.02.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1922    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

09.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3181    πŸ” 718    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 55

I saw it too πŸ˜•

07.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would also accept Muppet College Gameday

07.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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26.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1514    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 21

There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.

If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.

21.01.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1488    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 69

Miami lost three games this season and their last offensive play of each one of them was a Carson Beck interception

20.01.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1026    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 33

CARDON BECK!!!

20.01.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like Miami scores here to ruin the dream. 😭 prove me wrong, IU

20.01.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Refs missing a ton of calls. Really favoring Miami. Bad look.

20.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doink, dang it

20.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doing and in!

20.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yessssss

20.01.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indiana was jobbed out of two 15 yard penalties on that drive.

20.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT THE EFF, BEARS

19.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a cat litter box from Chewy, featuring a very pretty fluffy white cat sitting in a round automatic litter box and staring into the distance like he's about to boldly go

A screenshot of a cat litter box from Chewy, featuring a very pretty fluffy white cat sitting in a round automatic litter box and staring into the distance like he's about to boldly go

i am shopping for a new cat litter box and i need to share with y'all this lil poopin' cosmonaut preparing to boldly go

15.01.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1721    πŸ” 210    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 32

The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.

11.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2068    πŸ” 456    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 31

DA BEARS!

11.01.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is like 30 separate episodes of Peppa Pig

09.01.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

09.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 15485    πŸ” 3654    πŸ’¬ 234    πŸ“Œ 735

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous franΓ§ais ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

08.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 17770    πŸ” 3957    πŸ’¬ 149    πŸ“Œ 81

all this is both foolish and unnecessary

04.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5731    πŸ” 1663    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 129

fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US

03.01.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5471    πŸ” 1928    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 51
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Today I learned a new, fun word: "Hendiadys."

03.01.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1