Temple Phoenix

Vincent Price as Cyclops and Peter Lorre as Wolverine

Ahead of them casting a new Wolverine I feel like I should point out that in the source material he is the same height as Peter Lorre

So if we take this picture of Peter and his good friend Vincent Price hopefully they can see what they should be aiming for

Willem Dafoe has a hog so prodigious that Lars von Trier insisted it be replaced by a smaller prosthetic lest his nude scene distract the audience from everything else in the movie

All of which is to say: that's the kind of energy that live-action Skeletor deserved instead of the Morbin' creeper

Impressed with Wonder Man so far! A more interesting story than the typical Hollywood satire I was expecting

Especially glad that they're actually doing something with Kingsley's previously very one-note character, and the pair together are great

The cover of Sorcerer Supreme #1 showing the Scarlet Witch wearing the Eye of Agamotto and the Cloak of Leviation

Okay but wearing the cloak around her waist? Yaas queen, I'm glad he's dead, etc. etc.

Paramania: An abnormal pleasure in complaining.

Oh wow, they diagnosed the Internet

Not me platting Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

hahaha WHOOPS

Yeah, I guess you could say I had fun with this one

I managed to die within the first hour of today's Call of Cthulhu adventure, which I'm fairly sure is a personal best

#TTRPG #winning #getonmylevel

Imagine if instead of being lazy thought-terminating sludge those '[X] Ending Explained' videos actually WERE educational basic media aids for younger movie watchers, like "these are the filmmaking techniques the director is using, these are the themes and metaphors and how to recognize them" etc.

My friend has set out to watch every Marvel movie for the first time between now and Doomsday and asked if she could talk to me, our group's resident super-freak, about each one afterwards and I am trying to think of a more mature response than sicko_window.jpg

If a conversation goes badly enough you should be allowed to come back later and redo it in ADR 😩😩😩

BUT HOW CAN I JUST IGNORE THE BITS I DON'T LIKE UNLESS THE STUDIO TELLS ME THAT'S OKAY, BECKA??? I NEED OFFICIAL FICTION GUIDANCE HERE

Of course being SW fans they're all now furiously arguing about what should stay, none of them seeming to realise that in every case the divide is basically 'before I was 13'/'after I was 13'

It's funny how so many people don't want to take responsibility for their own preferences, y'know?

Maaan, I've only JUST finished chuckling about the Conformitygate people and now you're giving me Star Wars folks convinced that the new head means that they're definitely gonna wipe all the newer movies and shows from continuity?

As a fan of delusions I've been eating WELL this month, nom nom nom

Bird of Ill Omen: The Gothic Tales of Catherine Crowe

In a delightful touch, the new @blpublishing.bsky.social volume of Catherine Crowe stories came with a crow feather tucked between the pages

Less delightfully, when I took it out of the package I thought it was a set of big black gently moving spider legs sticking out of the book, lol

MY HEART 😩😩😩

(I mean also by then it'll have been three seasons of Daredevil, one each of Hawkeye and Echo, and three more of Born again; I feel like that's more than enough Kingpin for ANYONE)

Y'know, I think I'm gonna need Kingpin to die at the end of DD: Born Again; great actor an' all but the last few years of real life have really eroded my tolerance for the 'murderous asshole who's untouchable because of his money and connections' archetype

"Special discount if you follow our pre-order page now! Exclusive bonus if you sign up to our newsletter! And don't forget to join our discord for an additional item that won't be available anywhere else!"

Sir I just want to give you some money and for you to give me the thing, this is exhausting

Huh; the very dense n' layered writing of my favorite fantasy series (The Malazan Book of the Fallen) stemming from the writer applying short-story techniques to novels makes a lot of sense - it's like I can always tell when a comic creator has come up via the very compressed short stories of the UK

Hero Leroy and villain Sho'Nuff

Leroy and VJ love interest Laura

Sho'Nuff using The Glow

Leroy using The Glow, but better

Tonight we watched 1985 classic The Last Dragon, which is probably the best blaxploitation comedy kung fu musical I've seen this WEEK

My four-word review: "Wait... is this DeBarge?"

This app adding 'posts a lot' to the possible user labels feels like when a videogame has 'it's good to take occasional breaks you know' on its loading screens

After Lee Jones and Eckhart both failed the assignment, I hope Sebastian Stan gets to spend his entire first hour as Harvey Dent talking about how handsome he is and how much he enjoys being handsome

Got some french onion soup going in the slow cooker while I'm out today so by the time I get back in I expect my house to be firmly in the pocket of Big Onion

*sits bolt upright*

I FORGOT THE GODZILLA MINUS ONE SEQUEL IS COMING THIS YEAR

Imaginative AND exciting? In THIS economy?

Transformers Missing Link Grimlock

Dang, they got me agaaaaain

(also I'm assuming Diaclone colors, cartoon deco and G2 deco are all possible follow-ups, huh)

Back at work? On this, the day of my daughter's wedding*???

*my birthday

Ol' man Bruce Wayne

"I used to be Vengeance, but then they changed what Vengeance was. Now what I am isn't The Night, and what's The Night seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to YOU, too!"

Transformers Missing Link C-09 Cybertron Hero set - that's cartoon-deco Bumblebee and Cliffjumper to you, homeslice

Just a couple of little guuuuuuys 😭😭😭

(also it's only January 3rd and we're on the board already, jeez)

A little cat

What could he want?