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jake

@jjjf.bsky.social

scatterbrained dilettante --- https://soundcloud.com/eyes_low

36 Followers  |  51 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 10.07.2023
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Clapping sarcastically when the plane lands

19.07.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Furry dj named Augustus Glomp

19.07.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I meet a doctor the first thing I like to ask is have you ever lost a patient

19.07.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

logging into my bank website and smiling softly with a sense of nostalgia as i click "remember me"

17.06.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this is what i look like

05.01.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they should make airplane bottles for beer

05.01.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really miss the β€œ*foghorn* this is your captain speaking” spam phone calls from like 2011

28.12.2024 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My latest creation I call it the bloody grinch

03.12.2024 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you’re already on the worst trip you’ve ever been on and the cook eats up all your corn πŸ™„

02.12.2024 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody else thinks the snl Martha Stewart topless Christmas special is funny

29.11.2024 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard to explain the impact of Rainbow sandals to ppl who didn’t grow up in NC

29.11.2024 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pilslbury doughboys name is Poppin’ Fresh

28.11.2024 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(has never cared more) jimmy crack corn and I don’t care

20.11.2024 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

have added around 300 words to my mute list and my tl is finally healing. and its mostly posts by a moon photo account called "moon lover"

20.11.2024 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I found it

19.11.2024 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like the first day of freshman year on here. And I’m coming back from summer break with new big boobs

15.11.2024 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If they keep showing me shit like George takei on here I’m going back to twitter

15.11.2024 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hello lol

25.10.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0