Wolf 🐶

and what if I jumped over my register and crazy murdered you all what would you comment on then

I do not understand why customers think they have to comment on everything all the time. yes im wearing a pimple patch. yes I know what my nametag says. yes I know I look like a girl. no my parents didn't want a boy. yes I know we are short staffed.

I feel like everyone who watched jamie druitt's dramatic fall from grace in real time should be entitled to financial compensation

update on my sweet lil doggies

and when is a celebrity going to drop a collab with a food brand that isn't just a random flavor combo and instead tastes like the celebrity à la Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles. where is This Oreo Tastes Like Selena Gomez

working at the grocery store is so silly sometimes like what the hell are Selena Gomez oreos

unless their given name is like super relevant to some anecdote youre sharing with me, it is so unnecessary to share. even if its relevant actually its unnecessary because I dont care. what do I gain from knowing the name that this stranger does not even go by... get real

allies have GOT to stop telling me their trans friends deadnames for no reason. "my friend [name]- their name used to be [deadname]-" SHHHHHH!!! I dont CARE!!!

anyone else on this app feeling abnormal about the new the living tombstone album /POS

happy pride my mutuals

coughing because I swallowed my water weird a lady asks if im okay and as im speaking to her she cuts me off to be like CAN YOU PUT MY MILK IN A BAG? like that couldn't have waited 2 seconds for me to finish my fucking sentence? the milk was not going anywhere. asshole

made the mistake again of assuming a customer asked me a question because they wanted to hear the answer 🙄

I want to rewatch deadpool and wolverine... AGAIN... 💔

idk why but I keep calling my puppy squisho so much so that I fear she may start thinking her name is squisho /hj

the stolas ever

I be getting scared every time my door is knocked on like a dog

we're in a silliness recession honestly

I need to start posting things that are just downright silly again

they are so dapper...

LOOK AT MY PUPPIESSSSS

these are so good are you kidding just starts sobbing

THESE ARE SO DELIGHTFUL AHH!!!!! AHIWGLAHS

saw the cutest video of a pig ever on instagram that someone reposted and the original video said "she loves to show off her blankets" and the instagram caption said "HES SO TINY" omg stop it. shes a GIRL pig

one of my littlest rages is when someone reposts a video of an animal that clearly has a caption on it with a pronoun being used for the animal and the person that reposts it uses the whole wrong pronoun for the animal in their own caption. READ!!!!

my dogs with little hats on if that would be fun for you ^_^

I fucking love ace bandages

my mom heard me and was like what. did you just straight up call her POOP?

I've been calling my puppy everything but her name and lately its been a lot of "poopsie" or "schmoopsie poo" and things of that nature. tell me why I just greeted her by saying "hi poop!!"

the werewolves in monster high. werewolf cookie crk. probably others as well. rest assured when I draw them they get tails always

werewolf characters whose human forms have wolfy ears but no tail are wasted potential. give that person a fluffy tail..NOW!!!