There’s a magical, almost Pixar-like warmth running through ETERNITY, dressed up in the cozy clothes of an indie rom-com. It pops thanks to stellar turns from Miles Teller, Elisabeth Olsen, and Callum Turner.
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There’s a magical, almost Pixar-like warmth running through ETERNITY, dressed up in the cozy clothes of an indie rom-com. It pops thanks to stellar turns from Miles Teller, Elisabeth Olsen, and Callum Turner.
26.11.2025 15:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WICKED: FOR GOOD Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande deliver spectacular work, nailing nearly every emotional beat, but the film around them is mostly fine, because, as anyone who knows the show can attest, Act II has always been the weak link, and the movie can’t quite overcome it.
18.11.2025 17:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As someone who loves the book and Edgar Wright, THE RUNNING MAN was my most anticipated of the year, and it ends up being a soul-crushing disappointment.😔
14.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NOW YOU SEE ME: NOW YOU DON’T is an unabashedly ridiculous sequel in a franchise no one asked for, and yet, damn it, I can’t help but enjoy the sheer, brazen stupidity of it all.
In theaters Friday.
I appreciate what Sydney Sweeney is swinging for in her transformation as real-life boxer Christy Martin, but she can’t quite carry a film that doesn’t know how to fight for its own hero. A blundering misfire.
In theaters Friday.
BUGONIA continues Yorgos Lanthimos’ streak of bold, bizarre odysseys, anchored by commanding performances from Emma Stone and Jesse Plemons. It’s fascinating, but not for the faint of heart.
31.10.2025 12:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s shocking how lethargic SPRINGSTEEN: DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE feels given its subject is one of America’s most vital and prolific musical storytellers. Deeply disappointing.
24.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kathryn Bigelow’s A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE is easily the most terrifying film you’ll see all year, a harrowing, pulse-pounding, and disturbingly plausible vision of how a nuclear war might actually unfold. It feels less like a movie and more like a waking nightmare.
On Netflix tomorrow.
BLUE MOON will be catnip for hardcore musical theater aficionados and Ethan Hawke disappears into the role of Lorenz Hart, but sometimes the film gets caught in its own chamber piece limitations.
22.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0takes a special kind of skill to have an insane cast headlined by Julia Roberts, Andrew Garfield, and Ayo Edebiri and feel this airless. AFTER THE HUNT whiffs.
16.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Enjoyed GOOD FORTUNE well enough if only because Keanu Reeves’ repeated use of the word “nuggies” almost sent me into cardiac arrest from laughing so hard.
In theaters Friday.
Disney doesn’t make cool movies anymore, but TRON: ARES comes close. Despite its surface-level take on the rise of AI, it’s a visually engrossing experience anchored by a sleek Nine Inch Nails score.
09.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN is weighed down by a director who never quite finds the film’s identity, but my goodness, Jennifer Lopez absolutely brings the house down. It’s just a shame the world around her isn’t nearly as captivating.
08.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dwayne Johnson deserves credit for stepping outside his comfort zone, but THE SMASHING MACHINE isn’t the serious acting showcase he clearly hoped it would be.
03.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO the dog doesn’t die in GOOD BOY, but this endearing horror movie told entirely from the perspective of an adorable canine still packs a pretty massive emotional punch.
In theaters this weekend.
If you thought THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1 was rough, wait until you suffer through CHAPTER 2, a lifeless, meandering sequel that limps along without tension, purpose, or even the faintest pulse of excitement for the so-called CHAPTER 3 finale.
26.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a big fan of the book, I struggled with some of the film’s bolder departures, but THE LONG WALK still emerges as a searing, timely allegory for our fractured times and its impact sharpened by raw, riveting performances from an outstanding young cast.
17.09.2025 14:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SWIPED gives dating apps the elusive origin story to middling results.
Streams on Hulu this Friday.
2013’s THE CONJURING was, at the time, the antithesis to the cliche riddled possession and exorcism movies from the decade prior. Now, with THE LAST RITES, the franchise has come full circle and become the thing it once set out to combat.
05.09.2025 14:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TWINLESS is strange and a little messy, but Dylan O’Brien delivers a fearless dual performance in James Sweeney’s offbeat dramedy about grief, loneliness, and the messy ways we reach for connection.
04.09.2025 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty wild that the director of REQUIEM FOR A DREAM and BLACK SWAN has now made a late-’90s style, mainstream NYC crime caper. Rough around the edges, sure, but CAUGHT STEALING swings hard.
29.08.2025 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wanted to like the 2025 reboot of TOXIC AVENGER more than I did, but its corny B-movie carnage clashes with limp jokes and clunky attempts at emotional depth. The practical effects and the cast are good tho.
Now playing in theaters.
THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB? More like The Thursday Snooze club 😴
On Netflix tomorrow:
FIXED takes a fun premise, dog realizes he’s going to be neutered the next day and decides to have one last night of freedom, and runs it into the ground.
On Netflix tomorrow.
FREAKIER FRIDAY kinda rocks. It has a little more nuance and endearment compared to the usual legacy slop that comes from Disney. Lohan and Curtis are having a wonderful time. And I did too. Shocked!
08.08.2025 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zach Cregger’s WEAPONS is pure ~insanity~ and in a summer filled with reboots and lazy sequels, it stands out as a boldly original movie that’s utterly captivating while still being terrifying and also kinda hilarious? An absolute powerhouse.
08.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0THE FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS isn’t spectacular, but its retro charm and stand-alone vibe make it feel like a blast from a better Marvel cinematic past.
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