Stove Lemon

Dick Cheney was proud to have normalized state-sponsored torture. That, and the dead of Iraq in an unjust war, constitute his entire legacy. “That’s not funny” is a meme-y cliche but I don’t care about the friend he shot or our jokes about it. Cheney is Kissinger level. He made the world worse.

A rare treat amongst shitty remakes.

Old hater take, but the Venn diagram of “cover band enjoyers” and “people who have no ethical qualms using AI to make any sort of art” is a perfect circle.

New Banquets, Tribal Gaze, Spaced, Militarie Gun & Dikembe LPs dropped today. I suppose that’s one way to force me to stop listening to Jason Isbell for a moment.

It’s wild to work in a city where 25% of the office will call out once a week, every week, for about 6 months and the reason of “the local football team played a game last night” is accepted by the entire company.

Go Bills. Get better at defense tho

I’d bet my house that at some point in this remake, the snake is going to try to eat Jack Black but he’ll be too fat to swallow whole.

Thursday October 9th
Amy’s Place (Buffalo NY)

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Robbery Club
Snakeland

6pm doors | 7pm show | $15 | All Ages

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Not sure if this is the weird beginnings of a new band, but here’s a demo of a thing I did.

MIDI programming drums is hard, playing guitar fast is harder. Enjoy?

#deathmetal #hardcore

I've seen enough. No more DEI Presidents. Time to abolish the Electoral College.

Time is running out!

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Migrated from Spotify to Tidal.

Can’t stomach giving money to a dude funding an AI military death machine. Also, better sound quality for me as a listener and (marginally) better payouts to artists.

Fuck me though, I have so much god damn music to archive in a new system. It’s irresponsible.

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Starting tomorrow, May 14th - All editions of Last Epoch (Base/Deluxe/Ultimate) will be 20% off!

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Aerial photo of the 6200 Block of Osage avenue in West Philadelphia after the infamous Move Bombing

On this day May 13th, 1985 the city of Philadelphia dropped a bomb on the Move Home at 6221 Osage Avenue killing 11 people including 5 children.
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Nemesi appear to be humanoid, and to the best of my knowledge the only egg laying mammal is the platypus.

I’m no expert on Eterra’s bestiary, but unless Nemesi also share DNA with corrupted platypi, we may need to conclude the egg came first.

Or perhaps Nemesi are actually Nagasa in disguise…

One of the few delicacies I truly miss as a sober vegan.

An Oneonta cold cheese slice after an evening of degeneracy is unmatched in quality.

Just got our first Cardboi today

So many fake tech bros where I work can’t help but stand at the urinal with a phone in one hand and their dick in the other.

I’m rooting for the day one of them drops their phone in the toilet and pisses all over it.

This has nothing to do with my band btw, you have to be aware that a band exists to feel hate towards it lol people are just getting extra toxic lately and it’s a tired fucking trend.

Listen to what you like, ignore the shit you don’t like. It’s not that deep.

I wanna make a new internet rule: if you wanna talk shit on a band you are required to share your own band in the comments.

Would lead to less dumb posts because most haters can’t play music, and the haters who can play may be more charitable in their dismissal of a band with their own art exposed

I want to start 5 bands but I also want to hibernate for three months of every year.

How do I “have it all” and get at least 7 hours of sleep a night?

Strange that this is the one cosmetic set where the highest tier pack doesn’t include the lower tiers in the purchase.

screenshot of an onion article

lol

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Thought about sending this photo to my boss as a way to call out of work

Once again Mythic Quest ends a season perfectly 👏

Death Metal bands break out their thesauri and medical dictionaries when naming songs to describe a nosebleed in the most visceral terms imaginable.

Hardcore bands just come out and say we’re Ingrown and this song is called “Gun”

Both rule, just a funny dichotomy when naming things between genres

Hello Travelers, We’ve recently learned that our friends in the ARPG space have chosen a release date just a couple days after ours which would divide the player base and hinder the success of our Season 2 launch. Last Epoch is still a smaller studio in this space that looks towards each of its launches as a way to continue to sustain the studio financially and work on the things we are most passionate about. It is with a heavy heart that we are forced to move our release date of Season 2 - Tombs of the Erased, to April 17th. As we adjust our launch date, we invite our community to help us spread the word so that everyone can join in the Season 2 experience — a massive update to Last Epoch that we’re thrilled to share with you. Judd “Mox” - Game Director

Last Epoch - Season 2: Tombs of the Erased has a new launch date.

Season 2 will now launch on April 17th, 2025.