I don’t even know why I bother opening my curtains in the morning lately, it’s like they’re wired to a kill switch for the sun
04.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0@gymleaderjoel.bsky.social
sci-fi nerd ∙ gamer ∙ gym rat ∙ pokémon trainer ∙ dog lover 🐾 ∙ he / him 🏳️🌈
I don’t even know why I bother opening my curtains in the morning lately, it’s like they’re wired to a kill switch for the sun
04.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0apparently my top album for jul, aug, sep and oct was the kpop demon hunters soundtrack lmao. not even ashamed about it, that album slaps hard
03.12.2025 17:06 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The 2025 Pokémon Holiday Calendar with the 1st day opened. I pulled a foiled Articuno Pokémon card with an official Pokémon Center stamp.
finally got to open my pokémon holiday calendar today and I’m so happy with my first pull!
01.12.2025 14:50 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0forgot how much I hate tinsel, man that shit really gets everywhere
29.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1A person dressed as a wizard in a long green robe and pointed hat uses tongs to hold a burning banknote during what looks like a classroom demonstration, giving the impression of money being literally set on fire.
started christmas present shopping this evening but ended up buying things for myself instead
29.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ve seen so much thanksgiving food porn on my feed and now I’m starving
28.11.2025 09:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0didn’t have this on my bingo card for next year but it’s a pleasant surprise. I loved watching scrubs growing up
27.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0An article from Futurism with the headline ‘OpenAI Restores GPT Access for Teddy Bear That Recommended Pills and Knives’. Below it is an image of a teddy bear silhouette with glowing red eyes.
this dystopian shit reminds me of that small soldiers movie with the gorgonites and commando elite
27.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0fuck I’m slipping into a carb coma. should not have eaten before this client call I’m about to be on
27.11.2025 14:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just been reading up on that deadly fire in hong kong, what a tragedy. hope the 270+ souls still missing are quickly found and brought to safety
27.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was thinking the same thing haha
27.11.2025 09:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A still from the movie, White Chicks. One of the girls is lying on a beach towel with her eyes closed saying “What happened to the sun?”
it’s unusually dark out today and it’s killing my energy and motivation ugh
27.11.2025 09:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0reeves trying to plug that £30b hole like
25.11.2025 13:36 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0can’t wait for black friday to be over because
a) all the deals are laughable
b) the amount of black friday emails I’ve had to delete this month is ridiculous
book acquired. between this and dispatch, I’m definitely set for an entertaining weekend — can’t wait to tuck into both
21.11.2025 16:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m honor of Eevee Day drop your favorite Eveelution
Here’s mine
loved this show! have you seen the reunion movie? I feel like nobody talked about it when it came out which sucked
20.11.2025 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oh this looks good! man I’ve really got to start reading the books
20.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1welp I climbed aboard the hype train and decided to buy dispatch, that’s my weekend plans sorted
20.11.2025 13:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I’ve been waking up to water on the windows due to the cold snap which is super annoying but I still giggle because every time I see it I think ‘oh naur, the cawn-den-say-shun!’
20.11.2025 09:44 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0she told me I need to be clearer next time and all I wanted to say back was, ‘maybe you should be smarter next time.’
19.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In that case I’ll supply the string
19.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pretending to be happy, crying behind mask meme.
got publicly sassed by someone at work today and it took all of my strength not to take the bait and choose the high road instead, now I’m just sat here fuming
19.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A full art Mega Blaziken EX Pokémon TCG card with vivid red, orange and green streaks surrounding the character. Mega Blaziken appears in a dynamic, mid-air pose with flames and energy swirling around its body. The card shows 210 HP in the top right. Its attack, Mega Burning, is listed at the bottom with a power of 120 and a requirement to discard a Fire Energy. The card has a silver border, a stylised Mega Evolution symbol and a bright holographic finish.
hell yeah. loved the animation on this, it felt very punk rock
18.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0surely cloudflare profit goes down due to low confidence/poor service, no?
18.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it’s worrying how so much of the internet relies on one service so heavily. I’m no expert but I’d have thought there would be safe-guards in place for such occasions, especially after aws went down and caused chaos only a few weeks ago
18.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0just started watching the summer hikaru died and I was not prepared for the emotional whiplash. one minute it’s giving you all the feels and the next it’s full on nightmare fuel
17.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0let me know what you think if you do
14.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m really loving pluribus, I was just as hooked on this week’s episode as last week’s. I feel like I’d be thrilled to be in carol’s shoes. the ending was funny with the dhl guy begrudgingly saying yes to her request for an atom bomb
14.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0