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Sumi's birthday is in three weeks πŸŽ€ ❀️

04.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kasumi #Persona

03.03.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 915    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Article full of baseless speculation from "Tech4Gamers"

Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS
By
Shaheer Zahid

Article full of baseless speculation from "Tech4Gamers" Windows 12 Reportedly Set for Release This Year as a Fully Modular, Subscription-Based, AI-Focused OS By Shaheer Zahid

Oh my god you dipshits stop spreading the link.

None of you even *read* the fucking thing.

It's based on RUMORS AND GUESSES from a PC World article.

My god y'all are such fucking rubes.

04.03.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1233    πŸ” 511    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 46

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

04.03.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4982    πŸ” 1130    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 8

can't sleep. I'm too fucking back to sleep.

03.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dragon/Maid obviously, but as a less obvious choice, I'll say Vampire/Knight

03.03.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ZOMBIE LAND SAGA: YUMEGINGA PARADISE - Official Trailer - In Cinemas January 22, 2026
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing Australia ZOMBIE LAND SAGA: YUMEGINGA PARADISE - Official Trailer - In Cinemas January 22, 2026

They dropped the Zombie Land Saga movie and nobody told meeeee?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1nG...

03.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

too old to be baby, too young to be daddy, just the right age to be deployed to the middle east

03.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

03.03.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1615    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 9
pov eines typen, der in einer schule seine unterstützung für ICE kundgetan hat und nun einem schüler gegenübersteht, der gerade mit steinerner miene zum schlag in sein scheiß maul ausholt

pov eines typen, der in einer schule seine unterstützung für ICE kundgetan hat und nun einem schüler gegenübersteht, der gerade mit steinerner miene zum schlag in sein scheiß maul ausholt

Der Neonazi Richard Spencer bekommt wÀhrend eines interviews auf offener straße aufs maul

Der Neonazi Richard Spencer bekommt wÀhrend eines interviews auf offener straße aufs maul

ein fascho wÀhrend einer demo einen hitlergruß und bekommt  direkt aufs maul

ein fascho wÀhrend einer demo einen hitlergruß und bekommt direkt aufs maul

typ in lederjacke und mit hakenkruez armband bekommt ebenfalls sprechpause durch nen gezielten schlag aufs maul

typ in lederjacke und mit hakenkruez armband bekommt ebenfalls sprechpause durch nen gezielten schlag aufs maul

einzige prΓ€ventivschlΓ€ge, die ich vollumfΓ€nglich unterstΓΌtze

28.02.2026 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

sehr gute alt texte, danke dafΓΌr

03.03.2026 09:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12912    πŸ” 5828    πŸ’¬ 146    πŸ“Œ 55
02.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4674    πŸ” 1577    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

ein ei, vier zigaretten, eine ibuprofen, dazu ein rosinenbrΓΆtchen mit leberwurst, und dann kommt bier ins spiel

02.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

02.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4092    πŸ” 1327    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 34

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple good.

01.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best of you are blowing whistles and body-blocking ICE raids. The best of you are doing mutual aid and helping trans people flee from state oppression. That's the fucking best of you. The armed forces is just the means by which your government does it's most extreme violence, they're not special

01.03.2026 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans are so fucking weird about Troops, man. Bombing children for a pedophile isn't storming the fucking beaches at Normandy. If they were "the best of you" they'd either quit, refuse to follow orders, or sabotage the operation.

01.03.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I love β€œcozy games” on an individual level but β€œcozy” used to include replaying resident evil 2 for the 5th time

now as a genre it’s starting to feel like it is locking people into aesthetic tradwife boot camp

28.02.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3670    πŸ” 841    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 113

you give a man a fish you feed him for a day, you give a man a rat you satisfy his rat desire

28.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"why is this war worth dying for?"

"don't ask me - you're the ones who will be dying."

28.02.2026 09:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FromSoft, why . . .

27.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday tooo youuu! πŸŽ€

27.02.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sun? shining
weather? warm
vibes? on

we are so fucking back

27.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI creates a solution that doesn't work for a problem that doesn't exist to make a profit that doesn't happen

26.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm the do crime half of be gay do crime

26.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this must be how seth everman felt when he wrote "i'm the bald guy"

26.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comment from me under a tiktok video.

The video says "Crying because the dandelion crayon girl announced they brought back the dandelion crayon for good and now I know one person can change the world 😭".

My comment says "people saying her collection is worthless now: do you really believe she collected dandelion crayons because they would be valuable enough to sell one day? they're her favourite. they were valuable to her. that's enough."

My comment has 214.700 likes.

A comment from me under a tiktok video. The video says "Crying because the dandelion crayon girl announced they brought back the dandelion crayon for good and now I know one person can change the world 😭". My comment says "people saying her collection is worthless now: do you really believe she collected dandelion crayons because they would be valuable enough to sell one day? they're her favourite. they were valuable to her. that's enough." My comment has 214.700 likes.

I apparently went semi-viral on tiktok, that's nice

26.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

favourite games poorly described

- teenagers do crimes

- alcoholic solves crimes

- robot war crimes

26.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0