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Is it possible to go back to the charity commission in light of new evidence? 🤔

Dying at Badenoch relaunching the Tory Party with a policy disaster from 2010

A post by Rebecca Johnson: “I finally learned how to teach my guys to ID the passive voice. If you can insert "by zombies" after the verb, you have passive voice.” A tumblr respond from mightymur: “The final, brilliant word on passive voice. "She was killed [by zombies.]"<--passive "Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <-- active”

Because it feels relevant as we continue to evaluate the media and our representatives’ statements, my favorite way to identify the active vs. passive voice.

Oh no doubt, but the number of nightmares I've had where I'm at school and I realise I'm not wearing any trousers or pants... 😅

Living the nightmare

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton Launches Under- cover Operations to Infil- trate and Uproot Leftist Terror Cells in Texas After Increased Political Violence

Law enforcement historically loves announcing their undercover operations ahead of time

i.e. in August they secured £10bn for this year, with a promise of a further £90bn over the course of the next decade, assuming Blackstone don't change their mind.

They could mention that £100bn of it was pledged over 10 years, for a start.
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...what?

BBC Laura Kuenssberg Show Accused of Anti-Green Bias After Cancelling Zack Polanski Interview The new Green Party leader was the only major party leader not to have been granted a conference interview on the flagship BBC show

The Greens requested an interview on the Laura Kuenssberg Show with Zack Polanski when he was elected leader, but were denied, with a promise to interview him during Green conference instead.

This was then scrapped citing the Manchester synagogue attack. Polanski is both Jewish and from Manchester

*Slaps existing business software suite*

You can fit so many AI buzzwords in this bad boy

People in glass houses, Darren.

"we have a problem" yeah it's that you're still fucking talking

Appropriately included on Iggy's debut album The Idiot

Good thing UK energy prices are still based on the price of gas eh 🙃🫩🤡

"mounting concerns"? What would it take for you people to be actually convinced? Because it seems pretty fucking obvious to me.

‘Mounting concerns’ 👀

Ohhh

Industrial Strategy quarterly update: July to September 2025 An update on delivery of commitments in the Industrial Strategy.

Here's the publication page where you can find the spreadsheet
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Record-breaking £150bn investment unveiled during US State Visit Record-breaking investment into the UK of £150 billon unveiled during historic US State Visit, boosting jobs and catapulting growth

The actual policy paper publication includes a spreadsheet of investment totals. At least half of the figure appears to be referring to this from Blackstone - so not actually invested, just "pledged" over 10 years.

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Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild

Toad hides under his covers and Frog hides in the closet. From "Dragons and Giants" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet.

They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.

Ew no

Bisexual people exist, Kate Barker.

You'd know that if you actually represented LGB people.

Or knew any.

Inshallah 😮‍💨

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Lmfaooooo

Mate, I promise you that's far, FAR down the list of annoying things about the Guardian.

No sudden rupture is now required for the far right to take power in this country. For what we're seeing is a steady normalisation of extremists by the Conservative and Labour Parties, BBC, Telegraph, Mail and others. A shift once considered unthinkable beings to look acceptable, even inevitable.🧵