Kat Zagaria

Had a dream that there was some sort of legal purgatory called "indecorous tumult"

Brb giving positively feral side eye

The greatest sin I have ever committed is purchasing a thesaurus on my Kindle.

One thing no one tells you about migraines is how BORING they are

Don't bring up Kant in the creative writing group, dont bring up Deleuze and Guattari in the creative writing group...

A group of sheep should be called a babble. A baa-ble.

If I knew my daughter would replace all her "x" 's with "k" 's i might not have themed her entire nursery and wardrobe around one animal: the fox.

Landslide; a ghost story On March 27, 1964, a converted liberty ship named the SS Chena brought a shipment of supplies to the port of Valdez, Alaska. Valdez, which I need you to know is pronounced “valDEEZ,” sits at the end o...

What social media is doing to knowledge and how we might stop the landslide www.wrecka.ge/landslide-a-...

Fight me: words like "you" and "sea" do not belong in a toddler's book about the alphabet

The McMansion is the Portrait of Dorian Gray mirroring contemporary American Society

You could have paid off my student loans but instead you built this www.har.com/homedetail/1...

left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism?

right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables

Friendship bracelets is a form of tatting for beginners.

My love language is gift giving, or, more specifically, gift wrapping.

Perfectly typed emails? Girl between my lazy eye and busted keyboard, I never stood a chance

Realizing my preference for eink tablets over blue screens is not unrelated to my lazy eye

Parents know: frittata is the method by which you deliver the missing nutrients to the toddler

Images of art on books & screens are divorced from their material context. Careful cropping separates art from its substrates' boundaries. Instead of encountering the tangible we see flattened approximations floating on white ground or pixelated distraction devices, empty gestures at realities.

The line between childproof and adultproof is thinner than you think

My husband often bests me at strategy board games. Where every turn of mine is an experiment, he naturally finds a method and sticks to it. He also beats me at most videogames; he has logged more controller time. But there is one game he will never beat me at, and that is Dance Dance Revolution.

Art in the age of vertical video

you're over here trying to coax me back to reality but the damage is done; the notes app is open

Help I'm too deep into books and seriously considering shipping titles from Australia (a toddler cookbook by chefs I actually respect) and France (the Musée Picasso Anna Maria Maiolino catalog) 😭 curse this hobby

If I'm highlighting portions of my email to you there's a high likelihood that we're doomed

I'm a better writer in the morning but a better person in the evening 🙂‍↕️

Normal people's dreams: unresolved relationships, mundane things gone slightly awry
My dreams: The bear claws of SpaceTime ripping through the night sky to reach Marilyn Monroe on the pirate ship's deck

Can I compose an email without opening my inbox, please

Q: Why do you think motherhood comes so effortlessly to you?
A: Oh, in my professional capacity I work with fine artists. This is nothing.

Way #494829 in which academia had crippled my writing: I am ALLERGIC to active tense. So deeply uncomforable with anything — myself especially— performing an action

I so desperately wish that I could actually write at the computer instead of it maintaining its status as the anxiety factory