pickled demon

I love favoriting tons of things on depop that are beautiful and sometimes finding absolute steals that are my size but not having the money to buy them or not willing to empty my bank account for a $20 item lmao 😍

Maybe that explains why I’m not usually a fan of goatees but I’m enjoying how I look with one! Thanks

This is a good fact and I’m glad to learn it

I already had to take my shorts out of storage at the beginning of this month, which feels pretty dismal. It’s too early in the year to be over 80 degrees!

They NEED to start making candy that tastes exactly like chewable tums or my health will suffer

I can’t decide if a goatee is my thing but I think it’s very flattering? I don’t feel like me! I’d need convincing in order to keep it (and even then I still may not keep it).

Can we just take a step back and rethink this whole thing

I’m awake still so here’s another??

Thank ewe!!

I’m starting to think I’m unlikeable because I thought I was making friends, but I’m only able to hang out with someone a good handful of times until suddenly they’re too busy or they ghost me. It’s just happened so many times at this point.

Ahh ok, pleasant to learn my everyday stuff is seen as stylish by someone

Thanks!! It’s a good shirt.

Thanks, cutie!!

It’s been 24 hours and I now want my mullet back

I don’t miss that. Old Pueblo is the only Tucson nickname I’ve heard and it’s very pleasant.

A gnarly looking spider next to 3 eggs sacs and a bunch of tiny spiders spilling out of them? At least I think that’s what it is. It looks pretty gruesome.

Sacramento’s widely used nickname is Sac and I always pictured this when someone said “Sac” via conversation

I don’t know how to raise my voice or yell without tensing up my body and my mom prefers to communicate by yelling across the house. I oblige, but I always feel more tense and anxious after yelling??

Please release me from my pain

Wow, when did it become March??!

Buzzed off my mullet and gave myself a goatee for no good reason

Yes!! I support this level of self-preserving delusion

I remember in high school how I hated being in marching band but what made practicing more bearable was fantasizing about my head spontaneously slipping off of my neck like the girl with the green ribbon around her neck while on the field. Jesus, I guess I really did hate marching band?

So god is a villain in my beliefs but the angels are mostly well-intentioned and also exhausted.

I feel like this current timeline is such a horrorscape?? Where are the angels coming down from the sky to interfere! Do you have no mercy? Maybe we deserve to suffer. We have sinned too much.

I’m America’s hot dog!

I feel maybe I should be embarrassed of this photo from 2011 but it kind of slays. The outfit and haircut is a disaster and I definitely had more stylish ones in that era, but that’s why this slays.

I wore them starting in either 2001 or 2002 and they were hand me downs from my cousin. JNCOs were expensive and my mom would have never bought them for me. I loved them.

I should have never given away my vintage ‘90s JNCOs at a clothing exchange because I just saw how much they sell for online. Jesus!

I’d say you could push it further!

I have every ailment and I am tired!!