Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature
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Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature
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Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago
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In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations
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Kirkland associates right now
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Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E”
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HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to
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Sales vs Legal
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Might be this one? It’s behind a paywall now, DM me your email address and i’ll forward it to you www.alexofftherecord.com/p/stop-obses...
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This is the last TikTok that TikTok will let me watch @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social
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The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer
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That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery”
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When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer
28.11.2024 15:48 — 👍 43 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0Feeling thankful for yet another social media platform for me to post bad memes and promote my Substack
28.11.2024 15:09 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
Serious post warning: The biggest thing holding you back in your career might be that you’ve chosen the wrong game to play. Here are some thoughts on what you should do instead. www.alexofftherecord.com/p/game-selec...
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Hello again
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When the long weekend is finally over
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Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year
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Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel
13.08.2023 16:14 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Keeping my phone off today because I heard that good lawyers are hard to find
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19.07.2023 21:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait what??
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A picture of the emoji for a person raising their hand
Anyone else in legal/legaltech just go to @heyitsalexsu.bsky.social ‘s followers to find folks?
04.07.2023 19:18 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Just wanted to honor all Americans who will be out celebrating Independence Day this weekend by drinking and using fireworks. Torts hypos wouldn’t be the same without your sacrifice.
03.07.2023 23:23 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Before you follow me here just know that I’m going to be far more annoying than I was on that other platform
02.07.2023 17:10 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1Unblocking all my nemeses on Twitter so my posts count against their daily rate
02.07.2023 16:05 — 👍 155 🔁 33 💬 9 📌 6If you followed me for law related content bc that’s what I post on Twitter…hang in there. Just let me talk my shit first.
24.05.2023 21:47 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I should block this one dude but how else am I gonna be able to track how many times he’s crossed me?
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